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[wood wizard 𓉡 @ActuallyFrodo]

im outside of time and space

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

is 'A' the GAYEST LETTER of the ALPHABET🤔??—
so... A b C-ing D 🍆👀?? 'e F his G 👬?
hhhh i jk.. lm no, pqrts🔒🔁

[leftpain @left_plain]

roommate banger

[J🦑🌅 @SumerianEunuch]

Woke men create Good times
Good times create Chud men
Chud men create Hard times
Hard times create Woke men

[solar ⚢ @sugarwater15892]

IM PROUD TO BE A NORTH CAROLINIAN!!!!!!!

[Miguel @The_One_Lopez]

BREAKING: Judge Holden says all that exists in creation without his knowledge exists without his consent, arguing it would be better if all existence were aligned under his dominion, per Tom’s Hardware.

[wood wizard 𓉡 @ActuallyFrodo]

tis my bday!! if yall are feeling generous my venmo is @CoolsMcDoge!! :333

[Blake @blakes_online]

2 bottles of Josh this go around

[lolt64🕵️ @lolt64]

Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship
Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)

[wood wizard 𓉡 @ActuallyFrodo]

@hamstorm69 also not being incredibly stupid helps a ton

[donald boat @laserboat999]

MAXIMILLIEN ROBESPIERRE: Heh, nice pamphlet kid... You know, despite your being 17 years old, syphilitic, bisexual, and a terrorist, I take a funny sort of likin to ya. What do you say we blow this gaol and get you out on the field?

PRESS [X] TO TAKE COMMAND OF 50,000 BAYONETS

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

I have this fucked up gross sexual fantasy of eating soup with someone that tolerates me

[wood wizard 𓉡 @ActuallyFrodo]

@hamstorm69 the mill

[kat @peppermintflyby]

its nathan FOR YOU dog. its lit.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

walked past a bar and they got How It’s Made on the tv. They got me. Floated on up there like a cartoon character sniffing a pie on a windowsill

[Errai @errai]

(on tow truck planet, shouting while dragging an enemy tow truck into a corrosive sandstorm) in this world it’s tow or get towed

[wood wizard 𓉡 @ActuallyFrodo]

@hell_doe so jealous my friend went to my local theater showing of this tn

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

bored of normal sex I want to have the sims sex where we jump under the covers and pink lovehearts appear over the bed while kissing and sensual laughter and "mhm" sound effects play

[Cletus Crow @CletusCrow]

I suggest smoking cigarettes in a Walmart parking lot as the sun goes down.