Fleetwood Macaroni

if you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit

[The Chicago Spectator @ChiSpectator]

Berteau/Milwaukee: 4 male Hispanics with guns robbed the caller of his chains and hit him with the gun. They were in a black Toyota.

#ChicagoScanner
#DelayedDueToEncryption

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@HYNSHK @steveaoki @tomorrowland Their dad is Rocky Aoki of Benihana fame, they’re nepo babies lol

[DFS_MASTERS @DFS_Masters_]

Cooked a 4 leg HR parlay on @DKSportsbook with +43489, I than noticed the exact same ticket on @bet365 @bet365help had odds of +57390, obviously better to take on Bet365. EXCEPT, the payout didnt move. 🧐🤨 who can explain?

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@DFS_Masters_ @DKSportsbook @bet365 @bet365help @bet365 some frauds

[TrentTrendz @TrentTrendz]

Today’s first official fade!
-Pacers ML +130 5u
-Nuggets ML -198 5u

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@SGG_hq Fire your socials guy wtf

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@Jokeeee_ You know thibs don’t give af 😂 from rose to randle and now this onslaught of injuries, great job coach!

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@DKSportsbook Iowa obv

[DraftKings Sports @DKSports]

⭐️ WOMEN'S TOURNEY GIVEAWAY ⭐️

To enter, simply:
1. Follow @DKSportsbook
2. Retweet this tweet
3. Comment your prediction of which team will win the women's college basketball tournament

4 WINNERS | $1,000 BONUS BET

RULES: https://t.co/tTUCuN7h2J

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@ParlayScience Draymond green steps on the court

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@gotnadda @CPD1617Scanner Damn that’s wild wtf

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@SoterMt @CPD1617Scanner Oh ok thought it was gonna be some more wild stuff lol thank you

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@DraftKings @DKSportsbook Ah yes Toronto, USA is my fav city, couldn’t just put the old Piston’s logo huh

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@PrizePicks All star gobby

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@Jokeeee_ This close man smh

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@DanGambleAI Odds were even better on dk 👌

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@NeffTheGreat Mfers never want food, like your sign literally says you’re hungry my bad 😂

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

https://t.co/XCm07rWbIV

[Fleetwood Macaroni @Adam1Time]

@CleOptiRealist @BDunk975 😂 man I hear ya that was a hell of a ticket but it’s a good thing they didn’t or else you’d be kicking yourself for cashing out