Adam

[Adam @Adam25489307]

It's almost pants time

[Adam @Adam25489307]

I'd rather throw away a wife point than a fish

[Adam @Adam25489307]

If you're going to beat me up, I'm going to to go sleep

[Adam @Adam25489307]

Let me see if I can exist on my right side

[Adam @Adam25489307]

Autism on my face

[Adam @Adam25489307]

I wasn't blowing a raspberry at God, I was blowing a raspberry at you. I want to make that very clear to everyone involved.

[Adam @Adam25489307]

What, am I not allowed to flap?

[Adam @Adam25489307]

Feeling cute might puke later

[Adam @Adam25489307]

That would be the most justified shawarma in the world

[Adam @Adam25489307]

Why do the Bulgarians have elephants?

[Adam @Adam25489307]

It's hard to imagine 500 hamburgers

[Adam @Adam25489307]

I'm gay or I puke, those are my options.

[Adam @Adam25489307]

You think Pomerania is a hole?

[Adam @Adam25489307]

Am I supposed to lick it or just ignore it?

[Adam @Adam25489307]

I was trying to do something important to you and you started spinning in circles

[Adam @Adam25489307]

I don't know what my feet are up to

[Adam @Adam25489307]

I'm having deep cocaine spicies

[Adam @Adam25489307]

Stop touching the banana

[Adam @Adam25489307]

There's like 100 boobs in the Himalayas

[Adam @Adam25489307]

At least you didn't lick it to a point yet