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Fly Eagles Fly 🦅 Go Blue 〽️

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Again, it’s never going to be normal that every single public White House meeting with this president is just him sitting sleepily in a chair while adult sycophants stand behind him and talk about how great and strong he is.

[wanye @xwanyex]

You might not care that it happened to Buttigieg, but it’s absolutely wild that the state can kidnap your children on evidence as flimsy as an anonymous accusation

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kim Jong Un thinks this is a bit much

[Dunedin Blue Jays @DunedinBlueJays]

In 2025, the Dunedin Blue Jays endured 24 weather delays, 6 cancellations, and 10 postponements.

If you can't beat the weather, wear it.

Introducing the “Rain Delay Jerseys”, honoring the chaos of the Florida State League, debuting on July 18.

[Greg Jaffe @GregJaffe]

ADM McRaven: “I can tell you from experience that Generals C. Q. Brown, Randy George, Jim Mingus, J. P. McGee, Dave Hodne, Jim Slife, and Joe Berger and Admirals Lisa Franchetti and Jamie Sands were war fighters through and through”
https://t.co/4GPB0wJyXI

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Yeah man, you can really feel the spirit of togetherness coming from this administration in nonpartisan recognition of America’s 250th.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

One sign of a dying empire is having gladiator fights at the Capitol for the emperor's amusement.

[Corpus @AdamAxlKoop]

@MCCCANM Everyone thinks they’re a professional drinker until they encounter the us military

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

JD Vance promoting his book about finding his way back to faith while helping manage Situation Room meetings on how to cover up for pedophiles is about as Republican as it gets.

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

God this generation sucks

[Velvet Milkman, Esq. @John_P_Richards]

USGA still has a slight sense of humor

[Corpus @AdamAxlKoop]

@JatthewSaid @MrJerryOC @BarstoolBigCat @StooliesClub @PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays @hen_ease @PardonMyTake @PardonMyMeme

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

instant classic

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[Ray Wong @raywongy]

Looks totally normal. Totally normal.

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The deal with Iran will go down as one of the most incompetent ever made. The U.S. lost on virtually every point. We just don't win anymore!

[Alex @Bartlett157]

This Norway/Iraq game is electric. Kind of a bummer they waved that Iraq equalizer off before half.

[Jaimie @mountainwesttax]

me: today is the day I stop letting my toddler eat only fruit and bread

two hours later

me: yes m’lord. sorry for the egg m’lord. here is your third tortilla m’lord