Adam Azulay

Life is the ultimate one night stand... I wont be here when you wake up.

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

Why would anyone in 2016 want to use #Dish ? This happens daily. #PlanetFitness needs to upgrade.

[Seth Green @SethGreen]

Free speech & parody are critical pillars of our culture. This kind of attack isn't just unAmerican, it's inhuman. https://t.co/n6MGhOcLtb

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

If you write checks with my ass, don't be surprised when they bounce. #RealLifeConvos

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

Is it just me or is anyone else pissed off Jason Segel is fading into obscurity? #SuchTalent

[Adam Rubin @AdamRubinMedia]

Mayor de Blasio's camp is now confirming Nov. 6 for the parade, even if Mets sweep the Yankees.

[Adam Rubin @AdamRubinMedia]

Mets fans taking over Camden Yards with their "Let's Go Mets" chant.

[David Lennon @DPLennon]

Orioles fans heading for exits. Which means Camden Yards remains pretty full regardless. #mets

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

#WeWantWorf

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

The ISIS sketch on #SNL was Amazing. Keep it up #NBC

[Netflix @netflix]

What

if

the

Internet

was

so

slow

it

loaded

one

word

at

a

time?

Don't

let

Comcast

win.

http://t.co/OCoIdQiIN3

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

The Mexicans have more Oscars than World Cups... #whodathunkit

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

This doesn't mean that BABEL wasn't a piece of shit.

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

That feeling when a movie is great and you're not even halfway #DatFeelTho

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

#SaveTheLivingRoom

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

Patrick Stewart directed this episode?! "Hey Pat, got an episode for ya. It's a Data episide. No, not one of THOSE Data episodes... Weirder"

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

Watching Data and this chick is like living in a one bed apt with six families and a couple is shagging in front of all of us. #FeelsWrong

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

That #StarTrek TNG episode where that chick falls in love with Data. #24thCenturyAwkwardSeal I bet there's a porn version of this episode...

[Adam Azulay @AdamAzulay]

White people ruin everything... #StartTheRaceWar #EndPumpkinSpiceTerrorism

[Rob R. Baron @anthroposcenes]

@deathbidet WHILE YOUR FRIENDS ASCEND YOU WILL FALL BEHIND AND THERE WILL BE LESS AND LESS IDIOTS TO IMPRESS WITH YOUR TRIVIA KNOWLEDGE.

[Rob R. Baron @anthroposcenes]

YOU WILL DIE A BLOATED GAS BAG. INSIDE THE SMALL BRAIN THERE WILL BE FEW REAL MEMORIES AND TOO MANY REFERENCES. NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS.