Adam Cleave

Shadow Secretary of State for Friday Beers

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

Or arriving illegally in the UK by boat and complaining that you’re offended by the Union Jack.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

@jan_murray Plumber here. Not usual practice at all and I hope whoever is responsible is found and locked up. Most of us in the trade would’ve isolated the water for free in these circumstances.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

#Bristol. The UK’s number one woke joke.

[GB News @GBNEWS]

Iconic Bristol shipyard REMOVES Great Britain from name to 'represent diversity'
https://t.co/Sm6GFYt9Kg

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

Crying about a social media platform, on said platform, because that is the issue and not some lunatic trying to cut someone’s head off.

What a prize thundercunt.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

We must take on the hateful forces that seek to divide us.

My statement on recent events in Belfast.

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

This is simply not true @Keir_Starmer.

You absolutely DO tolerate abhorrent scenes of violence like this attack. Just like you tolerate all the rapes and sexual assaults of women and girls by illegal migrants.

You - and most of the political class - decided long ago that these crimes are a price worth paying in return for achieving your multicultural, diverse, open bordered nirvana.

So don't pretend to be shocked and don't wring your hands in sadness. This is the predictable (and predicted) result of the policies YOU support.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

Late bellend of the day entry. Full marks, lad 👏

[Chris Hinchliff MP @CHinchliffMP]

Our country was built for a climate that no longer exists.

Our politics must face up to the trade‑offs ahead.

We can’t say yes to data centres when water is running out or keep ultra‑low corporation tax when we need investment.

Living standards must come before quick profit.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

@dsnorthnorth @DavidLammy No reply. Shock.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

@dsnorthnorth @DavidLammy Entirely agree that accuracy is important. On that point, would it be accurate to say that Labour has no mandate to implement digital ID?

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

@AnfieldWatch A quavers multipack

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

@ArchRose90 Regardless of your political leaning, @DavidLammy is so out of his depth it is now funny to watch. As our country burns.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

Can’t find comedy like this on tv anymore.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

I’d be happier if you just got the weather forecast right tbh

[Met Office @metoffice]

Happy Pride Month 2026 🌈

At the Met Office, we’re proud to be an inclusive employer where everyone should feel able to be themselves at work. Diversity strengthens our people, our work and the communities we serve. Allyship matters, and we all have a role in helping create a culture of belonging.

Wishing our LGBTQ+ colleagues and wider community a happy Pride Month.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

@GBPolitcs This is what happens when unthinking idiots in the Health Department - including Ministers - listen to taxpayer-funded lobbyists at ASH. Nothing has changed in the ten years since I last had the misfortune of dealing with the stupidity of their policy ideas.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

Another one in need of a community note.

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

1/ NEW: The net zero economy is now supporting:

✅Over 1m jobs
✅£105bn in GVA
✅22,000 small businesses

This analysis from @CBItweets is a reminder that net zero is a great British success story. And exactly why this Government is doubling down.

https://t.co/ppuG7DKY2B

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

This needs a community note

[Theresa May @theresa_may]

The net zero economy now supports 1.1m UK jobs and generates £105bn in economic value - proof that tackling climate change & growing the economy can go hand in hand.

Carbon Budget 7 laid in Parliament today provides certainty to help unlock more investment and energy security.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

Bristol is run by incompetent clowns and no amount of devolved power and free cash is gonna change that fact, sunshine.

[Dan Tomlinson MP @Dan4Barnet]

Not good. And we are changing this. Mayors across England will get revenue raising powers to help them self-fund growth projects via a Visitor Levy, which they can choose to adopt.

And we will be setting out at Budget our fiscal devolution roadmap, so that for the first time regional leaders can have a long-term, consistent, slice of a national tax revenue stream to help them have the certainty required to invest with the private sector in long-term growth projects. We won't roll this power out everywhere all at once, but @RachelReevesMP is leading a devolution revolution with it.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

My daughter’s cat is about as stupid as it comes. And then there is Karl, popping up on a Sunday 👏

[Karl Turner MP @KarlTurnerMP]

Take the profit out and it pays for itself and more. Thats how nationalisation works.

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

You know what else hinders lung development? Being stabbed.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

We know children’s lungs don’t develop as well when they grow up surrounded by air pollution: that’s why I had to act.

London’s children are breathing cleaner air thanks to our bold policies that have brought down NO2 pollution to legal levels.

https://t.co/WCCxKW2juq

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

Save the taxpayers’ money and pick up the phone to any UK business. They’ll tell you it is because of your own idiotic policies.

[Pat McFadden @patmcfaddenmp]

Some countries have high rates of youth inactivity.

The Netherlands' rate is about one third of ours.

I'm going there shortly to look at what they do.

UK to learn lessons in 'Neets' crisis fight from European country with lowest rate - The Mirror https://t.co/4hSAxge2rl

[Adam Cleave @AdamCleave]

@shiftygrifty @Ivan_Schwakoff -100 😂