Adam Emerich

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Move out of the way god I’m the main character

[Adam Emerich @AdamEmerich]

@Money23Green where u get that jacket?

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@HadZ996 Athletics? Never heard of her

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I’m so fucking ashamed of this country
#BlackLivesMatter

[Adam Emerich @AdamEmerich]

Houston bc its too mf humid

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

Which one's gotta go?
Houston: 🥵
Dallas: 💰
San Antonio: 🌮
Austin: 🦄

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@EmRHelm Yo come to my island!!

[Adam Emerich @AdamEmerich]

Salt is salty

[Adam Emerich @AdamEmerich]

Disco is simultaneously under and over rated #woke

[Adam Emerich @AdamEmerich]

Petition to change seaweed to ocean spaghetti

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It’s well known: What flat-Earthers fear most is Sphere itself

[Adam Emerich @AdamEmerich]

YALL I WASHED MY AIRPODS BUT THEY STILL WORK

Thank you Apple for making durable products

[Adam Emerich @AdamEmerich]

Thank you ABBA for being the musical sponsor of this week’s depressive episode!

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@caraawilliamss Well... You’d know how to skate

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If you knew me from 2011-2017 I’m sorry

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@caraawilliamss ... did it work?

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Who needs sleep when you have coffee and deteriorating mental health

[Adam Emerich @AdamEmerich]

@bradthegirl Work for me

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@Rogers14Peyton B