Adam Hussain

[Dzner™️ @DznerV3]

The streets will never forget this title winning lock in

[Mordzs @Mordzs_]

The Greatest PREMIER LEAGUE Player…

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

🚨 Paul Scholes has been named the greatest Premier League midfielder of all time! 🔴❤️

[@GiveMeSport]

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 John Terry:

“Greatest PL player? Rooney. Not Shearer, not Henry, not even close. You could throw prime Wazza at right-back & he’d still look world class. Some players play football, Rooney was football. There’ll never be another. Happy birthday, GOAT”

[Pythagoras In Boots ⚽️ @pythaginboots]

Senne Lammens to United - Scout Report [A THREAD]

🧤 Elite reflexes - Far more AGILE than Onana
⚽ Two-footed distributor (but too direct? not elite under pressure)
❓ Question marks aerially - is he EPL ready vs Emi Martinez?

Let’s break him down 👇

#mufc #manchesterunited

[Jayling7 @Jayling77]

Man United transfers of those Let Go, Sell-On, Loaned, and Sold for 2025.

Fees paid to Utd approximately £89m.

Wages saved from all those who left - about £68m yearly.

[No Question About That @nqatpod]

Forget PornHub, amortisation porn is where the real filth is

€6m loan fee is miles under Rasmus’ €14.8m annual amortisation (£12.8m, book value £38.4m - you still reading?)

United book a pretend loss this year, but bank ~£4.4m in wage savings

Come summer ’26, book value’s £25.6m

Trigger the €44m obligation and boom - £13m paper profit at that point

Do it before 30 June and it’s all the same FY anyway

Basically an accounting wankfest that nets to par

MUFC budgie smugglers available on my OnlyFans

[E @utd_Eman]

One of the most aesthetically pleasing goals you’ll ever see

[Adam Hussain @AdamHussain24]

@ManUtd Taj Patel 69

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Genius from @WayneRooney 🪄

#MUFC

[centredevils. @centredevils]

🚨🚨🎙️| Jesse Lingard: “I watched it [Europa League final]. It was on 4am my time. I had to watch the final. My love and support will always be with Manchester United. I still watch their games or catch highlights.” [@SamiMokbel_BBC]

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

If you do one thing today, make sure you watch this.

[Ronny @ronaldobrownn_]

Wayne Mark Rooney, I'll never let them disrespect you.

[emil @TheEmilJay]

this is one of the best photographs in human history

[Premier League @premierleague]

Manchester United fans haven’t had a lot to shout about this season.

Yet, amid the frustration of what will be their worst-ever Premier League campaign, they have found solace in Europe.

Heading into Thursday’s Europa League quarter-final second-leg against Lyon, the Red Devils had won 8, drawn 4, and lost 0.

It looked like that 0 would become 1 after 113 minutes of thrilling, tumultuous football at Old Trafford.

What happened in the next 7 minutes befitted the arena they call the Theatre of Dreams.

Having led the tie 4-2 at half-time, Ruben Amorim’s side succumbed to Lyon’s second-half onslaught to send the match to extra-time.

Despite playing with 10 men, the fearless visitors took the lead in the 104th minute. Five minutes later, they led 6-4.

Then a Bruno Fernandes penalty goes in, and Old Trafford senses that not all is done, that there may still be something worth fighting for in the drought of 2024/25.

Five minutes go by, six minutes go by, and then Kobbie Mainoo receives the ball in the penalty area. Bedlam. 6-6.

Amid the mayhem of the past 15 minutes, Harry Maguire has been playing up front for Manchester United. Harry Maguire is a centre-back.

But when the Sheffield stallion was found at the back post one minute later, he’d never looked more like a centre-forward in his life.

Bang. Delivered first-class from the kernel of Harry Maguire’s forehead, the ball nestles into the net, and Manchester United still have something to play for this season.

Seldom has Old Trafford been so loud