Baltuffalo Orixioles

When I grow up I want to be Brooks Robinson. First to find Scoof in theYak chat.

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

@TBob53 Saved by the back of the net

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@KennethHyde @Inposterumthe @JerkShackSATX Who forced you to eat there?

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@KennethHyde @JerkShackSATX As a customer of a restaurant you are literally paying the employees’ wages, you idiot.

If you don’t want to pay for a service then make your own damn food.

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

Watch out Carolina, I learned from the Orioles tonight a 5-0 lead might be the most dangerous in sports.

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

Print the “Let’s Go Blaze” shirts now.

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

Every part of that Chopped: Castaway commercial felt like a 30 Rock bit. Was waiting for the payoff the entire time but apparently it’s a real show?

[Pikkit @pikkitsports]

The Rays and Orioles just played one of the most ridiculous baseball games ever 😭

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

@Orioles

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@TheHerd @colincowherd @PabloTorre ‘Coming up, my thousandth hour of offseason Aaron Rodgers debate, but first- can you believe the stuff the media is wasting their time on?’

[Adam Jones @SimplyAJ10]

Random. Am I the only one that hates home team Not wearing white in the @nba. Always takes me a min to see who’s home and that’s annoying. All these damn alternate jerseys. I get it. But playoffs time should be white home and dark on the road. IMSAO

[Jason Moore @mooformoore5]

Since the Orioles refuse to give us life, I’m trying to keep mine going.

I’m currently searching for a kidney donor. Please share this post, and if you or someone you know may be interested in donating, contact me for more information.
#Birdland

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

I like to shit on the state of Georgia for being bad at signage but this effort is legitimately funny.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

@MichaelAvenatti @TMZ I’m sure you replying and amplifying it will help this type of story go away.

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If the ABS doesn’t play on the scoreboard it shouldn’t t count.

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

Package secured

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Wemby on receiving backlash for crying on the court:

“Personally, I refuse to carry the burden of hiding my emotions.”

(via @MaximeAubin1)

[Baltuffalo Orixioles @AdamJonesStan]

We need to get back to naming dudes “Moose”

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Gunnar goes 410!

[That Guy Rocked MLB @MLBGuyRocked]

Adam Jones

That guy rocked.