Adam McIntosh

[David Bearman @DavidBearman]

Another banger

[Steve Guest @SteveGuest]

Thank you George Washington.

#America

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Boomers when you don't want to buy their house for triple what it cost 7 years ago

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Most surreal moment of our lives. Filmed the whole call, will post the video later.

[Adam McIntosh @AdamMcIntosh]

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[Agrippa @agrippa_dr]

Gavin thought this wouldn’t age poorly because he couldn’t fathom completing a public works project.

[𝕹𝖉𝖚𝖛𝖍𝖔 𝖒𝖚𝖋𝖆𝖗𝖆 @MufaraNduvh0]

🤣

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

This always makes me laugh 😂

[RyanPatrick🇺🇸🦅 @RyanHatesGovt]

It’s because that’s why.

[signüll @signulll]

“can i start you off with an appetizer, maybe 30 tortillas?”

“god no, i can’t eat that many tortillas!”

“how about if cut them up into triangles, fry them in seed oil, & serve them with some salsa?”

“omg that sounds delightful”.

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Omg this is genius! 😲

[Adam McIntosh @AdamMcIntosh]

@GNG_Cooler Watching Peanut while reading this tweet, but he is dead in game of course, as per usual

[Adam McIntosh @AdamMcIntosh]

@alwaysfulofsoup Bermuda shirt, that was the better outfit !

[Adam McIntosh @AdamMcIntosh]

@aubreywhitman07 @LucasBotkin @grok The peanut dude said European not England only. But they do both begin with E

[timthetatman👑 @timthetatman]

PEANUT, I AM SORRY...

[The Armories @TheArmories]

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Jon Stewart finding out how the Biden Administration spent $42 Billion to expand broadband to more Americans, and connected ZERO (0) homes in 4 years.

[Right Wing Dad @RightWingDad]

Maturity is realizing that in the film Titanic, Rose decides to throw away a $250 million pendant in memory of an unemployed man she slept with exactly once—a man who never even owned the necklace. She completely disregards the fact that the explorer who brought her to the wreck had built his entire career around finding that necklace. Yet, she held onto it for decades, on the off chance she’d end up at the wreck site again, just to chuck it into the ocean for no good reason… and croaks in his bed. Then goes and waltzes passed her husband in the afterlife to meet up with her 3 day fling!

Meanwhile, she conveniently leaves out the part where she let Jack—the “three-day love of her life”—freeze to death because she couldn’t scoot over a bit on the giant door. Oh, and maybe, just maybe, her husband of many years might’ve liked to know she’d been hanging onto a $250 million necklace all that time? How about her granddaughter, who was caring for her? An early retirement fund, anyone?

The real villain of Titanic? Ready for it? Not Cal, not even the iceberg—it was Rose. Still love that movie, though.

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[AG @AGHamilton29]

Gavin Newsom doesn't want to make this response political so he went on the most political podcast imaginable to deflect blame for the poor response. That podcast then tried to raise "relief" funds through a political organization via a partisan fundraising platform.