Adam

* 05 ram 2500 * 🌴 south Florida 🎣 👻 sc - adamparis22 👻

[Adam @AdamParis22]

I don’t think I’ve ever related to anything more than this 😂😂

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

Manatees. Eat em.

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

Virginity rocks

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

i think the problem is nobody's had a 2am walmart trip in over 4 years

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

It’s crazy how absolutely nobody knows how to do their job anymore 😹

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

I think about how much I work and I’m just like damn I’m putting in a lot of hours this week but at least I don’t have to consider anyone else’s feelings

[Jaquavious Spindle @ScHoolbreadQ]

remember when your character would load in with a ghillie suit if you used a sniper

[Adam @AdamParis22]

Fuck it we ball

[Adam @AdamParis22]

Fuck it guess you don’t need a woman if you have cool stuff

[Adam @AdamParis22]

Fuck it guess you don’t need a woman if you have cool stuff

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

People who drive under the speed limit in the left lane shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.... fight me.

[Adam @AdamParis22]

@nomufftootuff Yeah be more like me, poor

[Adam @AdamParis22]

@briancalas @nomufftootuff He can’t handle this

[Adam @AdamParis22]

@nomufftootuff @briancalas I’ll give Ben $100 too

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

TWO THINGS:
1) Always listen to your friend’s advice when it comes to women.
2) Never follow that advice and learn those lessons the hard way.

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

I can hear ghosts speaking to me.
Only in my right ear and they mostly just say:
“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” in a high-pitched frequency.
The doctor calls it tinnitus, but that’s probably just what the ghosts make him tell me.

[Adam @AdamParis22]

@nomufftootuff You are a woman, bitch got 40 pairs of shoes too

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Adam @AdamParis22]

Why you gotta zoom in on my butt pervert!

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

@AdamParis22

[Adam @AdamParis22]

💍

[B Les @nomufftootuff]

I’ll marry one of my homeboys before I marry a woman