So to clarify the timeline:
Trump promises to release the Epstein files for his entire campaign.
Bondi says they’re on her desk.
Trump gets told he’s in them.
Bondi says whoopsies, turns out the Epstein files don’t actually exist.
I know we're having fun, but imagine how much MORE fun it would be to live in a functioning democracy where two fragile billionaires crashing out didn't impact, say, rural hospital closures.
In my whole life, now 70 years, I have never seen a coward like Merrick Garland. I have never seen someone completely fail to do the most basic aspects of their job. IMO he was given his job because he didn't get the Supreme Court appointment. This "make good" was disastrous.
After bullying & expelling international war hero Volodymyr Zelenskyy from the White House, Trump returns to Mar-a-Lago, where he’ll play some golf & wine/dine with fellow rapist and child sex trafficker, Andrew Tate.
Motherfucker can rot in hell.
BREAKING: Trump is reportedly moving to eliminate the Department of Education, just like Project 2025 mapped out.
We told you. We screamed it. But some of y’all were too busy swallowing propaganda to read the fine print.
CONGRATS: Now you kids will be even more ignorant than you are.
I was one of those, btw, warning how bad it would be and how Trump 2 would be much worse than anyone assumed.
But even I didn’t have ‘cancel all aid including to kids with HIV and malaria’ and ‘let the world’s richest man get access to our private data’ on my 2025 bingo card.