Fake Adam Silver

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[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

Ok, Kobe Bryant and LeBron James go 1-on-1... Who wins?

[Stalker Logic @StalkerLogic]

When a girl flashes her boobs, ppl throw beads and money at her.. but I pull out my dick and everybody gets all weird and uncomfortable.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

I'm afraid to get out of my seat... There's a fart trapped between my butt and the couch... and I KNOW it's gonna smell rotten!

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

I be fartin' my ass off! LOLZ!

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

LeBron James has agreed to let Rogaine advertise on his jersey. #ADsOnNBAJerseys

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

Boobs are good.

[Crazy Ass Lemur @CrazyAssLemur]

RT @TrueeREALigion: ATTN LADIES there are nice guys out in the world, you just gotta open your eyes // You misspelled 'legs' #OpenYourLegs

[Crazy Ass Lemur @CrazyAssLemur]

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[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

You got that Little Caesars $5 Hot-n-Ready type of body.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

Strippers should stop wearing glitter. I'm tired of telling my wife that i'm glittery bc me and my friends do arts and crafts every weekend.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

You know you're depressed when you wake up in the morning and think, "I can't wait to go back to bed."

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

I can smell your shitty thoughts.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

Young kids are saggin their jeans while old folks pull them up as far as they can go. Can we please find some middle ground here?

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

Pessimism sucks.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

I don't send dick pics to women, I just tell them to Google 'penis' ....mine looks similar to those.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

I'm watching a Hitler documentary right now. WOW! That guy was an asshole!

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

Sorry officer, I thought STOP meant Spin Tires On Pavement.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

Some people's brains still use dail-up.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

Ordering grilled chicken at KFC is like inviting over a prostitute just to watch a movie.

[Fake Adam Silver @AdamSilverNBA]

They don't make skinny jeans for fat people.