Adam

Attorney when I feel like it. Opinions are only my own. #hastwt

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

Bill Maher: I don't believe in God.
Me: cool.
Bill Maher: Israel was promised to the Jews 3,000 years ago.
Me: by who?
Bill Maher: by God.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

PabloReports: How do House Republicans make the case that you're fighting for affordability when you go back to your districts?

Nehls: Affordability? What are you talking about? I'm gonna go there tomorrow. I'm gonna get me a couple of big lobster tails. I'm gonna get me some nice rib eyes.

Reporter: Do you think the 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck can afford lobster tails and rib eyes and all of that?

Nehls: Maybe not. Maybe the 60% of Americans don't work as hard as I do.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Week 1: We won!
Week 2: Please send help.
Week 3: We won!
Week 4: Why isn't anyone helping?!
Week 5: Praise be to Allah

[Adam @AdamTh3Person]

@emkenobi Congrats!

[Jon Lovett @jonlovett]

In a surprise twist, the Epstein files released the attorney general.

[Adrián (Sanpei) 🇲🇽 🔳 @adriansanpei]

"no está desempleado, está monitoreando la situación mundial"

[Catty @CatWomaniya]

Americans watching their tax dollars being used to bomb Iran while they set up a GoFundMe account for insulin.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

*Homeland Security shuts down

*Trad and right wing e-girl accounts haven’t posted in hours

[Connor Big T. Chapman @ConnorNotConnor]

Just realized Dick Cheney isn’t even in the files. He just did all that for the love of the game

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

“Stop calling us Nazis,” says the administration that consistently uses Nazi quotes, Nazi aesthetics, and Nazi tactics.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

The good news is that the global war on terror is finally over.

The bad news is that it came home.

[Ro Khanna @RoKhanna]

The silence from many media-hyped 2028 contenders today is shocking.

If you cannot oppose this regime change war for oil, you don't have the moral clarity or guts to lead our party or nation.

[Marty @Son_of_Mars_III]

Holy gem

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

I dunno, guys. "The spice must flow" seems like a pretty vague directive from the president

[Adam @AdamTh3Person]

@SenSchumer is a national embarrassment, does he not feel humiliated by this weak response??

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

My full statement on the Trump Administration’s military actions in Venezuela:

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Donald Trump is doing extrajudicial war the right way.

by Ezra Klein

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

“Big Beautiful Bill”…