AdamTheFirstGuyAlive!

PARODY ACCOUNT I’m a son of God!👱🏼‍♂️ 1st Human alive!

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Boys are growing up really fast! #growingupwithsiblings

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Had a second child! We named him Abel!#baby

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All the animals relizing that sin is in the world now and humans can hunt to get food now...

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Eve is pregnant again!!!#father #dad

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We named him Cain! #cain

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Eve gave birth to a baby boy!!! #imafather #dad

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Tried building a house for the family but it didn’t go as planned...#homes #architect

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Guys Eve is pregnant...#imgoingtobeadad #parents #baby

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We have been wondering for a few hours my phone battery is get really low...we are starting to get real hungry. I think I’m hallucinating...#help

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Eve and I tried riding one of these...#fail

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We’ve been homeless for more then 3 hours and Eve is ranting to me saying it’s all my fault and I said you are the apple first...#shouldnthavedonethat

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God kicked us out of the garden...#homeless

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I we’ll sin is in the world now... #stayholy

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Me watching God punish Eve and then he said this is my fault also...

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Still hiding... I don’t think God will fin........... he found us.....

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God has just entered the Graden and he’s looking for us... #HideAndSeek???

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Ummm... does anyone know we’re Eve and I can find some clothes?! #clothes

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@arkbuilder950 @ray23175 Yeah! Congrats my great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grand daughter and grandson!

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What I should have done when Eve reached for the apple... #imessedup

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Me watching her eat it and do nothing...