Noah

The ark builder himself

*parody account*

[Adam @Adam45157363]

My sons text me with all of the cheat or short words I'm too old to know what they mean they are like omw and oml and wbu or hbu and smh its too much for me

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@ray23175 @JoJoJos41611570 but it's on Twitter tho.........

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@ray23175 @JoJoJos41611570 stop before this gets weird.....

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Hey @god did we ever need the dinosaurs?

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Welp. Guess I'm dead now.

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Hey, Shem, when do we get grandkids? Start up the ovens already.

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Ummm.... Thx a lot Ham. Always new you were trouble. #badchild

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Just discovered wine and oh boy you'll like it. #manafromheaven

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@Eve82830341

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Day 19: The wife is still insisting on a pool. Because we don't have enough water around here. #water

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@Eve82830341 It's called a flooded earth

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@JoJoJos41611570 ????

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

The doors have opened up. And all of the animals are running away. The question is: what are they running from??

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Finally down from the mountain. And the orangutans revolution is over. Now they're beheading the monarchy...

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@JoJoJos41611570

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@Rachel90252209 @JoJoJos41611570 You had more options and you chose to marry your cousin

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Ummm...@JoJoJos41611570 we have a situation. The boat got parked on a mountain....

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

Hey, God, how do we get down from this mountain?

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@Rachel90252209 @JoJoJos41611570 You married your cousin...

[AdamTheFirstGuyAlive! @AdamTheFirstGu1]

Eve and I tried riding one of these...#fail

[Noah @arkbuilder950]

@JoJoJos41611570 Thx