Adam Cantu

it me, big head blue eyes

[Adam Cantu @AdamXCan2]

Two days ago I told myself “I should use social media less”

Anyway I opened Twitter for like the 3rd time ever today wow hello

[𝄢 kat @Derivakat]

i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.

[Adam Cantu @AdamXCan2]

@Sammwich77 If I get in a car with you and you’re wearing a helmet, I will personally bonk you with a comically large hammer

[dan @Dansplainer]

this is how men talk to each other

[Pukicho @pukicho]

You are all strange

[Pukicho @pukicho]

call your homie a cutie patootie. Trust me he needs it.

[Adam Cantu @AdamXCan2]

@Sammwich77 Are you sad because you can’t use the cool iPhone case? 😕😔

[Adam Cantu @AdamXCan2]

@BetheroniPizza @DontShowYourCat Yeah I would

[Adam Cantu @AdamXCan2]

Bumper stickers with more than two lines of text should be illegal

[fecto stylus (I won) @aeonstyletwo]

@ExplGuild @PMDShitpost

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Aghh I love to lie! Ahhhhh I love lying!!!!

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

do you ever listen to a song and remember exactly what life was like when u first heard it.

[Seth Worley @Awakeland3D]

It’s time to experience @WestSideMovie the way absolutely no one intended.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I love lying for no reason

[Adam Cantu @AdamXCan2]

@clutch_stanton Yeah but what are you supposed to do with 6 copies of Pokémon XD?

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I am very bitter by many things that do not affect me and cannot affect