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[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Steve Shovlar 🇪🇺🇺🇦 #AFCB 🍒 #PROEU @SteveShovlar]

Anyone noticed the lack of English flags out around the country for the World Cup?

It’s due to most people afraid that others will think they are racists supporting ReformUK. Our flag has been hijacked by the far right. A real shame.

[Steven Railston @StevenRailston]

It speaks volumes about Fernandes' mentality that even after breaking the assist record, scoring, and with United leading 3-0 in a dead rubber fixture, he wants more. He's a winner #mufc

[Adam96 @AdamYanited96]

If this is an audition from Baleba, I'm not seeing unfortunately

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

I thought it was for his 'personal security'? That's the problem when you lie so much. You forget whatever bollocks you said in the past.

[Adam96 @AdamYanited96]

Ole all over again? We finished second and third under Ole, we finished 15th last season...

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

The plan was to get an interim coach to improve results and secure UCL football, then get a permanent coach at the end of the season.

Carrick has done a fantastic job. I applaud him, but why not stick to the original plan?

Thank Carrick, wish him well, and go for another manager to take us forward.

I love Carrick and wouldn't be against it if he's given the job, but this feels like Ole all over again.

[☔️🫧☔️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷🇬🇭 @Sp1thfc]

Yea yeah that’s cool but has rice done a first time volley assist to beat Liverpool at anfield?

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Man United's Bruno Fernandes named Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year 🔴🏆🇵🇹

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Here are the facts as laid down by Derbyshire:
1) Farage says he won’t run
2) crypto billionaire pays him £5mill
3) Farage U-turns and runs
4) Farage hides the donation
5) Farage announces if he wins the election he will slash capital gains tax for crypto firms

Same old same old

[Tom Jamieson @jamiesont]

International students get no loans, pay triple fees & basically keep the UK's beleaguered university sector going

Are Reform liars or thick as pig shit?*

*Both

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Natasha Devon, "I hear this accusation all the time, that anti racism groups don't do enough to include Jewish people"

"I just want to try and pour some clarity on that if I can"

"When the appalling stabbing happened, Keir Starmer called a COBR meeting. He brought together some leading thinkers to ask what more could be done to tackle antisemitism. The Met police called for more funding to protect Jewish communities. The media gave it pretty much its undiverted attention for days"

"That is the correct response"

"That response did not happen when a Muslim woman was targeted by a hit and run"

"When a Sikh woman was sexually assaulted by a racist who thought she was Muslim"

"Or when 50 mosques were targeted between Juen and October 2025"

"We don't see the same response"

"Antiracism campaigners are looking at where they are needed"

"When these appalling attacks happen to the Jewish communities we have the correct response"

"When it happens to other communities: women, LGBT, black people, Muslims, not the same urgency is applied"

[Adam96 @AdamYanited96]

If that new united away shirt is real then it's getting ordered on the release day. Bloody gorgeous.

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

But but "fErGiE pAiD tHe rEfS"

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

If Jamie Carragher is defending Lisandro Martinez, you know you’ve had a whopper

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Just imagine if these rags led with headlines like:

• OIL GIANTS BANK RECORD PROFITS WHILE BRITAIN FREEZES

• SUPERMARKETS RAMP UP PRICES AS EXECUTIVES POCKET MILLIONS

• BILLIONAIRES BUY UP HOMES — FAMILIES PRICED OUT

• BOSSES CASH IN WHILE WORKERS SKIP MEALS

A girl can dream…

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

I have something. It’s not a logical explanation of the calls. But it logically explains why the calls happened.

The refs (on-field and VAR) are idiots.

[ET Heisenberg @UtdHeisenberg_]

You know the referee and VAR have had a nightmare when a Liverpool legend says "Manchester United were robbed!"

@ESPNFC @FA_PGMOL

[Adam96 @AdamYanited96]

That is ridiculous, one of a kind.

[United Zone @ManUnitedZone]

Bruno Fernandes is in a league of his own 🎯🔴

[@SkySportsPL]