Adam

does it matter?

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@CoreyRForrester Us Chickamauga boys are always ride or die so hit me up if ya need to roll.

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

Watching you laugh so hard about this just makes this more awesome.

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Y’all I am SOOOO sorry but I have just killed myself. No one on EARTH has timing like me 🤣🤣🤣

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

It always amazes me that after a mass shooting, only one side asks “why?” and “what can we do?” while the other side just wants to defend guns. #GunControl

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@SilverNumber1 Friends Forever by the Zack Attack

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

I don’t see how females wear thongs. I was just in the shower and had to pull one of the rogue hairs that escapes my gf’s head and hangs out in the shower out of my ass crack because it was so uncomfortable. How do you women do it? #HappyMothersDay

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@RichWilfong @nampuk11 @TheMAGATard @NickAdamsinUSA And a lot of Springsteen fans have died of natural causes

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@wyoflyboy @NickAdamsinUSA Actually it’s more like comparing a ‘65 Mustang to a ‘20 Range Rover

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@grandcru5 Growing up, Bobby Bonilla was my favorite baseball player. Had all his cards & posters, copied his swing, & went to every game when he came to town. I said I’d name my kid after him. He was my hero.
How poetic is it that my birthday (July 1st) is aka Bobby Bonilla Day?

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@elosoblanco69 Why? Because you have to move your stomach to get to it? Heyooo!!

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@PeteQuinnell The WWE writers write as if they think the audience actually believes the wrestlers’ worlds end at the four sides of our televisions. Once it goes offscreen, it becomes non existent. So so insulting. Lol @#WWESmackdown

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@billburr Just found Immoral Compass on Roku. Absolutely hilarious. #ImmoralCompass

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

This sumbitch just said Hitler was proof that homeless people can pull themselves up by their bootstraps. I am speechless. I am without speech. 🤣🤣🤣

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@FLStudioMobile I logged in this morning and was ECSTATIC to see the new update. Within 2 seconds, I knew Id be happy with it. Thank you.

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

I just saw a squirrel just debo the fuck out of a bird by walking up to it and snatching bread right from the bird’s beak. And then the squirrel strutted away like he was slow motion in a damn Michael Bay movie.

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

Can someone explain the physics on how it’s possible to extract food out of your teeth while flossing with such immense speed that the food ricochets off the mirror and back into your own eye? Asking for a friend.

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@CoreyRForrester Is your favorite fruit grape soda?

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

@MikeJudge The “Tales From The Tour Bus” episodes about George Clinton, Rick James, and Bootsy Collins have some of the BEST stories ever told. These guys were the shit. I would give just about anything to hang out with @george_clinton @Bootsy_Collins

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

I’ve been laughing at this all morning. The best part is the end zone dance. 😂 https://t.co/DtHxHYNlUY via @YouTube

[Adam @Adam_BTAwesome]

Only 10 minutes into this show and already 100% convinced that @alanritchson is a WAY better Jack Reacher than whatever was the name of that other guy. It’s like Lee Child literally wrote the book FOR him. #Reacher