Adam Murchie

Dad humor. It's the best.

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

Just stopping for a drink in a little dive bar in Dahlenoga. Chilly night for FL folks. But thanks for the suggestion. @AshleyMcBryde

[Sports by Tampa Bay Times @TBTimes_Sports]

Nikita Kucherov, ladies and gentlemen

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

To all the leftists crying because Texas and Mississippi have announced they will resume FREEDOM— did you know that you are still welcome to stay in your home all day and double mask?

You don’t need a government mandate to be a paranoid recluse.

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

This is hysterical.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I cannot stop laughing. 😂😂
Best comedic sketch of 2020, and emblematic of the way that every leftist views the world.

We all have that one former friend who could use this kind of therapy.

Great work, @ryanlongcomedy

#CivilWar

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

Can you imagine being a retail store with a competitor literally across the street and you can’t get a sales associate or manager to help you. Even when you call from inside the store. @Lowes

[Justin Giboney @JustinEGiboney]

Peacemakers Election Day Plan:

1. Pray

2. Vote

3. Refuse to retweet, share or engage any partisan negativity

4. Pray

5. Take the L or W with grace and determination to advocate harder for Social Justice (&) Moral Order

6. Pray #BeThePeacemakers

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

It’s only racist to the “woke Karen’s”. Thank you Lawrence Wright for giving us the chant. #remember96 #gatorbait #Gameday #GoGators

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

This woman has tremendous courage. This is stunning.

[Kimberly Klacik @kimKBaltimore]

Democrats don’t want you to see this.

They’re scared that I’m exposing what life is like in Democrat run cities.

That’s why I’m running for Congress
Because All Black Lives Matter
Baltimore Matters
And black people don’t have to vote Democrat
Help us win https://t.co/CSOjc9aQlS

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

On hold now for over an hour and a half to speak to a customer service rep. @Allegiant

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Burgess Owens @BurgessOwens]

To liberals the definition of "racist" has become "Anyone who disagrees with me on anything".

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

This is what a lot of people don’t want you to see.

[Nick Adams @NickAdamsinUSA]

WOW! This is a must see!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

Ready for the draft. Booing Goodell!! #BooTheCommish #GoBucs #TompaBay @budlight

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

Little lnown fact. When you try to be a romantic dad and you totally quote the wrong wedding song. It’s ok because you’re wearing Camo shorts. Hall pass. @sammurchie @payton_murchie

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

I am hoping that “essential employees” include everyone from the brewing process to the guy who delivers to the shelf. All of you are also on the hero list. @budlight #backporchdrinking

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

@TrojanCondoms is it time to ramp up the “quarantine and chill” marketing?

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

Never forget this.

[Tim Tebow @TimTebow]

Your desire for success should never be above your faith or family.

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

One more time. The beer was cold. The Marg was delicious. The chips were as cold as the guacamole. You were perfect then you settled. Be better @EpcotCentre

[Adam Murchie @Adam_Murchie]

Epcot. Please. It’s America. Bathrooms filthy and pretzels are not good. We can do better. @EpcotCentre