Sam

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I am sitting on the bed and Tristan is dancing enthusiastically around the cell.

Me: What are you so happy about?

Tristan: Because we’re in SHU!

Me: Why is that good?

Tristan: Because I can’t go to GP. G… P… General population. I’m not general! I’m a celebrity! I’m special! Special housing unit!

Me: Yes but it’s worse in here. GP is better, we wanna be in GP.

Tristan: *MJ spin and leg kick*

I’m SPECIAL!

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

I hated my Romanian cell.

It’s terrible in my American cell.

But nothing is as bad as Marcell.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

I was promised that after 60 days locked up the UK was going to be providing the “evidence” against me.

It has been 70 days and nobody has shown us any evidence.

So I guess the plan was just wait for it to fall out of the news cycle and leave me in this cage indefinitely?

I am still here for anybody who is listening.

[fucking every word @fuckeveryword]

fucking desalters

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There are 4 crypto guys here in Federal prison who I overheard saying “We should have used Railgun”

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

New app lets you see security cameras around you.

[NEHRON @NERHONx]

@RockstarGames

[Prophet @HyperProphet]

@RockstarGames lol

[Nima Yamini @NimaYamini]

Never has piers Morgan got embarrassed like this on his show in 30 years 😂

[Sam @Adderhond]

@Mysedijo @EstradaNews1 you must be fun at party's!

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: President Trump declares "grass has a life like humans have a life."

[Sam @Adderhond]

@justxavierisunc i think it's an old build

[Sam @Adderhond]

@wakenminds Thats no moon, it’s a spacestation

[Commentary Tate Daily @tatedailytake]

Most people still don’t know Tristan Tate rolled up in a Rolls Royce during the Ukraine war and bought hundreds of coats and shoes for women and children fleeing the conflict with his own money

“I didn’t film the refugees. I hate when people do that.”

[Sam @Adderhond]

IK WIL DE ZON ZIEN ZAKKEN IN DE ZEE!!! 🎵🎶

[Sam @Adderhond]

@solana Gcw5buWF3KVJLc7Q55YRtBbtkPpNB9bByrM54m1eUhGg

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

@piersmorgan @OunkaOnX Do you condemn Israel?

[Sam @Adderhond]

You can see the map of gta 6 inside of the police car! 🤪#gta6

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

Paris suffered more from a football game than Dubai suffered in WW3.