Adysseus (Phase 🏹)

like a funky bill gates.

[Ruff Criminal @RuffCrim]

White people when the youtuber they watched in middle school cheats on his wife

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

im not sure curious george is more curious (implication: troublesome) than the average monkey. i feel that he has been unfairly impugned. in one book the man in the yellow hat locks him out of the house and gives him a bicycle. these are shenanigans conditions for any monkey.

[Adysseus (Phase 🏹) @AddisonSchuster]

i haven’t stopped thinking about Digger since i saw it and cannot fathom how someone came to the idea for this ad

[tragic 🇺🇳 @hi523275438946]

the world cup ad is kinda jarring after watching the movie

[Digger @diggerthemovie]

Live in the now.

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

I’m pretty sure I would know if I had any subconscious biases.

[Adysseus (Phase 🏹) @AddisonSchuster]

It’s October which means it’s #PissYoSelf season!

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

I can excuse being 45, annoying, and straight-gay. But don’t talk about Third Eye Blind like that

[Adysseus (Phase 🏹) @AddisonSchuster]

god DAMNIT

[christian @nopoweradeinusa]

women love it when they can hear the hard drives spinning in the NAS you keep in your bedroom when they're trying to sleep, it turns them on to think you're seeding torrents

[Christin @hexprax]

Laying in bed playing “Adrien Brody” with my boyfriend, the game where we come up with Adrien Brody paintings. The Starbucks logo wearing a N95, Lady Liberty and Rosa Parks doing a kickflip, Mickey Mouse wearing Nike Cortez, etc.

[free palestine 🇵🇸 @eclairification]

banshees of inisherin? more like ban CDs of ed sheeran. hate that guy

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them

[pisi @SH00TDRTS]

와정말믿을수가없네 ㅆㅂ.....

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Apparently tech companies are hiring seasonal employees now. I just applied for a job at Anthropic titled “Fall Guy”