I hopped out for him to enter make them no go corner me for inside bus, collect my phone - I said “oya enter na, shebi na Ikate you dey go” 😭.
Baba too was looking at me like “you want make I enter inside, make una corner me abi? - una be thief jor 💨”.
I wanted to laugh when I climbed the bus, but I couldn’t laugh till I finally got down at Lekki 1 because the other sitting passengers + driver still fit be the thief wey I suspect - make I no go loose guard 😂
What an episode
An APC guy insulted me, so i followed him to the DM at around 11pm and asked for his account number, he sent it to me and I said 'I will send him money before he sleeps and i text him sent'.
I did not send him the money, I just want him to feel how fake promises and propaganda of APC hurt Nigerians.
He has sent me about 6 different messages claiming he didn't see the money and I replied he will see it when Nigerians see the benefit of Tinubu’s reforms he’s being lying about.
Being a Nigerian is so unique. yesteday i had a big cry. wanted to take a shower while at it. tell me why my shower won't work and i had to use bucket and bowl to bathe while actively crying 😭😭😭😭
I was going to break into that top 50 leaderboard but looks like some of you did not plan to be productive on this fine Monday, and I hope your employer clocks you 🙏🏻
I had a feeling that one of the passengers did not enter with their change so I parked on the road so that the conductor and the passenger can fight in the bus.
I built a game where you drive a danfo through Lagos 🚌
Load passengers, dodge okadas, beat the traffic. Plays in your browser, no download.
https://t.co/XE3xm87QXH
#LagosRun#Lagos#IndieGame
So Frank Lampard is the only midfielder in history to score more than 10 Premier League goals in 10 straight seasons. 🤯 2003-2013
He is also the only midfielder to hit more than 20 goals in 5 straight seasons in all competitions 2005-2010
He did all that as a midfielder 😱
This is unprecedented!!
I can’t believe I’m about to say this. But I actually think this boy will go very far. And this rather unlikely relationship seems rooted in mutual respect and understanding. Tbh, that’s all it takes.
I wish them both happy, fulfilled lives.