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Adequate mom, grandma. Talentless hack.

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@KeanForCongress Nepo baby says what?

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@P_Kallioniemi FUCK TRUMP AND PUTTING AND THEIR MULE, VANCE.

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@CdnResistance @StevenVirag Got a room for me? 🥹🌊

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@StevenVirag I rarely check Twitter so imagine my horror when #CandaceTaylor accusing Jews of manipulating the weather was the FIRST thing on my feed. I blocked her, I was about to log off when I saw your 🌊. Hi! Tomorrow is a mass exodus from X. Will I? I haven't decided.

[Missy Hubbard 🇺🇸💙🌻😎 @Missy_ubermom]

@TheRickWilson Grabbed this of TS a few days ago under one of his rants. Seems fitting. 😎

[CheeseheadLucy @cheeseheadlucy]

@TheRickWilson He's raving like a lunatic
And we're all tired of his schtick
His brain, his mouth, a garbage dump
I'm just so sick of Donald Trump!

#TrumpDrSuess

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@travisakers Pretty sure this is Oakland Cemetery near my house in Atlanta. I live near the corner of Waldo St. 😘

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

OMG I love that the conspiracy to sink Trump by forcing this bogus nitwit on him worked

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

The New York Times is going to need an emergency session tonight to figure out how to make it look like Trump won

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@HC_Richardson

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A sad, lonely, angry depiction of the #Ladyless_CatChild™️

[Gary Koepnick @garykoepnick]

1) Trump went “off teleprompter” and directed everyone’s attention to and looked towards the shooter 10 minutes after his rally started and less than 1 minute before getting shot at.

2) no blood was pouring (his words) out of his ear after he was “shot”. it only appears on his ear after he gets up and miraculously has already stopped bleeding

3) secret service lets him stand up and pose for a photo op exposing himself to a second shooter

4) he’s worried about his shoes more than anything else

5) details about who shot the shooter changed after the shooters body had already been cremated.

6) no picture of trumps cleaned up ear or statement from treating physician

7) no blood on collar or shirt

8) ear is good as new 2 weeks after with no skin grafts, stitches or even a scab.

9) bodies were removed immediately instead of removing the rally attendees and preserving the crime scene

10) no change in Trumps behavior or attitude after supposedly coming within an inch of losing his life

Did I miss anything?

[Keith Olbermann @KeithOlbermann]

Breaking: Robert F. Kennedy Jr declares "path forward" for his campaign is blocked by a bear cub so he'll run the campaign over, stab it, then dump it in Central Park and pretend it was killed by a bicyclist

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@MeidasTouch ? @DemocracyDocket ? @FoxNews Buehler?

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Where are all the former @POTUS44 and @JoeBiden staffers who saw the "light" and wrote a tell-all book about #Democracy being a communist plot? Or have ANYTHING bad to say about their experiences.

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@LakotaMan1 @IvanasStairCam I've been suspicious since the first moment. He such a shitty actor; couldn't even wear a properly done bandage for a minute.

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@YeOldePizzaLady DAAMMN!!

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@paradoxtma @TheDailyShow TFG just wants to delay, delay, delay.

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@annofws @TheDailyShow @TheDailyShow is a big disappointment in its first week back.