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49:13 | here for the memes | @lisaazmi 's

[leon kennedy fans india @needsomeindomie]

‘name 3 knicks players’ jalen brunson, zohran mamdani and spider-man

[Mike @mhc_76]

The walk out of MSG after spending 5 figures to witness an L has gotta be brutal

[Mr. Owen 🇵🇹🇿🇲 @Slim_Thanos]

Me telling my son cocomelon died so I can watch the world cup

[akila. @becka1icious]

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[Rochelle Meyer @Rochelle__Meyer]

To sit by the ocean and disassociate.

[Redd @ReddCinema]

this is how x, y and z felt after leaving the alphabet and joining mathematics

[Travonne Edwards @Travonne]

you cooked with this one

[ELITE MASCULINE @MasculineM7]

It's not because there's goal keeper that you can't score

[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[h @jamtoastaurchai]

People pleasing elephant: I can leave the room if you want it’s no problem for me

[pinkst4r @p1nkstarxo]

Fuck all the other fish bro

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

The fact that this dude wrote extremely graphic erotica about a successful female coworker and called his wife flat and a racist slur while doing it kind of puts him in the incel hall of fame

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

i never beg except when it’s to differ

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

If life gettin tough.. get tougher nigga

[paul bassett davies @thewritertype]

Ironically, most penguins don't know that today is World Penguin Day and think it's just a regular Saturday. The reason, of course, is that they refused to adopt the new Gregorian calendar in 1582, and still adhere to the old Julian one, for tax purposes.

[turbomander @turbomander]

fuckin sorcerers scare the shit outta me man. no staff no orb no tome, not even a wand. I asked one if she got her arcane wisdom from a pact with a higher being or perhaps through song, she genuinely looked me in the eyes and said it was because her great grandad fucked a dragon

[Mike “The Burg” Burgan @mike_burgan]

Today’s to do list:

1. Bite off more than I can chew
2. Build Rome in one day
3. Poke a bear with a stick
4. Beat a dead horse
5. Skate on thin ice

[The Truest @dre___843]

Every app doesn’t need an AI assistant bro leave me alone.