Andrea

I'm just a girl, frantically waving my hands, trying to get the sink sensor to notice me.

[Andrea @AdiosAndrea]

Starting a thread of things my baby says incorrectly that I want to remember forever. She used to say DAHP instead of stop and she’s already corrected herself 🥲🥲🥲

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 #BrinityFC @mo0nandsaturn]

Me in 2006 hearing Our Song for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2008 hearing Forever & Always for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2010 hearing The Story of Us for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2012 hearing All Too Well for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2014 hearing Wildest Dreams for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2017 hearing So It Goes… for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2019 hearing Death By A Thousand Cuts for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2020 hearing hoax for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2020 hearing right where you left me for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2022 hearing Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2024 hearing loml for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

Me in 2025 hearing Father Figure for the first time: “this is the greatest song she’s ever written”

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

what it feels like defending showgirl in a world full of performative thinkpiece writers

[maggie ୨୧ @slutvftv]

"this album isn't relatable to anyone" i just saw a edit of minions and gru to father figure bffr

[cory ❤️‍🔥 @CalmDownCory]

my life has significantly improved since I’ve kept it one hundred on the land, thе sea, the sky

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Mindhunter still hurts. We really lost a masterpiece mid-sentence.

[Andrea @AdiosAndrea]

https://t.co/s2bwOHlsDh

[Andrea @AdiosAndrea]

Love Charley Crockett 😊 he deserves more attention!

[BEYPRESS. @beyoncepress]

Country singer Charley Crockett comes to Beyoncé's defense after continued attacks from the "country" community

"Hey country folks. Beyoncé ain't the source of your discontent. It was 25 years of bro country. #1 country artist on earth listens to nothing but rap. Openly says he doesn't really know any country music. Gotta respect his honesty. The machine points to a Black woman who's making a statement about marginalized people being removed from the conversation altogether, and somehow we all act like the entire pop industry didn't just ambush roots music.

These “country boys” been *singing* over trap beats for years. So what’s different now? Authenticity. Many of those business folks called me early on. They had whole albums pre written and recorded ready to just plug me in. I have receipts. It’s harder than ever to keep the public’s attention. They said and I quote “we wanna get into country music where you have audience loyalty.” Hot today, forgot tomorrow. I don’t need to put down a Black woman to advance my music. That’s just embarrassing to the idea of America and I got no respect for it. Somebody asked me why I listen to BigXthaPlug the other day. Easy. He’s genuine. A true story teller. The best hip hop sound to come out of Texas in this century. The challenges country music faces aren’t unique. It’s an issue in every *genre*. I don’t have a problem with Americana. I have a problem with being compartmentalized by the music business. Outlaw as a *sub genre* of country was artists standing up for their rights against a rigid system. Ain’t no reason to imitate [Waylon] and [Willie] if you ain’t about the fight. Texas forever”.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A baby elephant crosses the river with Mom

[American Country Music Chatter @ACMC_Country]

@PopCrave IS THAT THE ALBUM OF THE YEAR I SEE?

[Andrea @AdiosAndrea]

Prenzels

[Andrea @AdiosAndrea]

Starting a thread of things my baby says incorrectly that I want to remember forever. She used to say DAHP instead of stop and she’s already corrected herself 🥲🥲🥲

[Andrea @AdiosAndrea]

Every store is “Walmark”

[ʎʞɔnl @CELE6RITY]

gonna start running tomorrow but I’m confused how it works… am I just supposed to literally take off running? that’s so embarrassing 😭

[Seth Vargas @ohsethy]

I am always fooled by a wig. People will talk about a bad wig and I didn’t even know it was one to start with. I thought The B-52’s hair was real. I am very trusting and stupid.

[a @vlezvs]

happy father’s day to them

[thenoasletter news and updates @thenoasletter]

i understand the sister in 27 dresses is fictional but that does not change that she is evil and going to hell

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

three year old heard us talking about social security numbers. asked what his is. i said: ill tell you, but you cant tell anyone. he agreed. i told him his social security number is 9. twenty three minutes later he told the mailman.