Adipose Bob

[Adipose Bob @AdiposeBob]

The Queen of England may think she's special having 2 birthdays but all Adipose have 3 birthdays in an earth year. So ner! @Queen_UK

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...and I don't have a Jane

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I'm not Big Bob of course. I'm very small.

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Big Bob! Big Bob! big bob big bob big bob......and his wife Jane.

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Someone shouted "Oi Fat Bob!" down the street today. Shouted "Yo!" back. Turns out he was shouting insult to large man called bob #awkward

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Bob no like rain. Fat and rain do not
Mix well.

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I Amm noz drink! I onlly hab ! Glass of pimz ! #jubilee #lightweight

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well @Queen_UK seems nice. Although she did nearly step on me when walking in. I'll let her off,She had a lot on her mind #StPauls #jubilee

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I think That bearded guy at the front must know the Doctor....he keeps mentioning a saviour of mankind. #StPauls #jubilee

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Well the concert was more fun but at least people aren't standing on me in here #jubilee #StPauls

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@sfatsLIVE M14 F15

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Pretty.... Reminds me of the the battle above zolak 3 #jubileeconcert #fireworks

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Tall people should be banned from these events I can't see anything from down here #jubileeconcert

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Would people please stop stepping on me.... I'm trying to see Rolph Harris

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I've snuck on the royal barge. Well my mother is queen of our planet.... It's only fair.

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Can't believe I wasn't even nominated for a BAFTA for my, frankly amazing, performance on that sci fi tv show you humans love so much

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Considering putting myself forward for next years #eurovision . I'm sure I can get so cute-factor votes

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*pokes head out door* nope, still too hot #dontwanttomelt

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Fats the way, uh-huh uh-huh, I like it, uh-huh uh-huh #singsong

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Apparently we might have a heat wave. I might stay indoors. Don't want to melt.