Adolf Hipster

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

You guys should just pregame for death, start with something not that strong, like bleach.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

All of these dumb ass college guys, get your lives. Sitting around and laughing a fucking video. Like I just hate all of you.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Who has bleach when I need it?

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

@HelloROSE_ he's a gay porn star now.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Liquor is just liquid confidence.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Blah, blah, blah, drink some bleach.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Keep talking shit, my friends still dance better than y'all. And I'm gonna graduate. I'm not a drop out like you.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

I'm a gentlemen, I'll shampoo and condition your hair when you give me a blow job in the shower.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

I'm gonna name my daughter LaQeefa Cuntbag Horne. Her nickname, Qeefy.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Shut the fuck up, you know the world wasn't gonna end. I wish it would have so you would be burning alive. Shut up, damn.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

So many basic bitches...

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Don't say you're not a drama person when all you talk about during lunch time is drama.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Senior class prank: creat a twerk wall around the school so no one can get in.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Follow me on Instagram (ayy_lexus) or on my other twitter (@asdfghjkl_lexus) #gay #follow

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

I really hope he doesn't ditch me, I really wanna go to the club.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

Don't be a bitch then get mad when I'm a bitch back.

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

@RussiaYakov I was talking about the one with like 5 of you

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

@RussiaYakov Your picture is awesome(:

[Adolf Hipster @AdlfHpstr]

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