8th hokage

🙂

[EMG Max Ketchum @MaxKetchum_]

My mayor is Muslim, my pizza is Italian, I’d kill myself before cheating on Megan Thee Stallion

[leti @Letangmohlala]

If you're not careful, you can end up saying dangerous words like 'I love you' to a man 😭

[Stone 🪖〽️ @stonesleri]

Have you seen this one?

[Pretty Baby @AssAndAttitude]

i dated a nigga that was in every bitch likes bc it’s “not that serious” & he fucked everybody. then i dated a nigga who did not play that shit bc to him likes means you wanna fuck. you would NEVER catch him liking no girls pictures. & he fucked everybody.

[Samantha @Samantha_Arhin]

Ghanaians really ate with ‘ento wo ah, da’ because you really wouldn’t know until it happens to you

[JA027 🩰 @ja027_]

that wasn't very pretty bitch with good pussy of me, my bad

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[hope⁷ 💗 @lshriwoo]

@ogebuleN “soon” is the most used word in their locker room

[ramabulem @mphoramabule2]

I hate how she get of the bed 😂😂😭

[TJ @amazingatheist]

"WHAT IF YOU HAD BEEN ABORTED?"

Then I wouldn't exist and wouldn't care.

[temüjin @genghisonx]

😭

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

realest thing ive seen

[Adaeze @Ada_mamasita]

If you’re dating someone and you can’t comfortably tell them 'I don’t have money for this right now' without feeling ashamed, you are in the wrong relationship. 🤷‍♀️

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

Me listening to how bad things have gotten at my job since I left

[❤️‍🔥 @seyramdz]

We have a littering problem in this country. 2 grown women drank sachet water and just threw the sachet on the ground

[Softboy @softboywin]

I get annoyed by shit like.. if a actress got a bob in a movie and they do a flashback to when she was little and she had a bob then too

[𝐅𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 @Mzdelah]

Asking me for money knowing I’ve got a baby on the way in like 5 years is crazy.

[🫥 @freetheboyyy]

The other day i called into this radio show that was asking people to phone in with words they made up, and for some reason i thought it was a brilliant idea to get involved.

So i dialed in trying to sound completely normal. The host goes “alright ma’am what word did you come up with?”
.....

[Marleyy @BraCoded5]

Body no bi firewood

-Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego