Adopted Dragon

My biological parents rolled a nat 1 the night I was conceived.
#Iwasnotplanned

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

me when i first wake up in the morning

[ModernCryptid @SammyAshl3y]

#dnd thoughts: Tieflings are usually pretty warm to the touch and are naturally a bit warmer than humans, so it's not uncommon for their friends to huddle really close to them when it's cold.

[Dandy @DandyBeyond]

Mildly Useful Magic Item Of The Day:

Labracadabrador - Once per day: When you throw this doggy figurine into the air and say "LABRACADABRA" roll d100. On 2 - 100, it will turn into a labrador blink dog and it is your familiar for 8 hours. On 1 it turns into a door.

#dnd #rpg

[ModernCryptid @SammyAshl3y]

#dnd thoughts: Tiefling tails are are sort of like comfort objects for them. They tend to grip onto them when they're afraid, they curl them around their friends/lovers when they're sleeping, or wrap them around the wrists of their companions when they're in big crowds.

[Anne 'Typing Typing Typing' Gregersen @AnneofManyNames]

Suffering from any of the following symptoms?

- Compulsively creating characters
- Speaking in an accent that isn't your own
- Loneliness
- Feeling a looming sense of dread
- Dice fondling

You may be experiencing #DnD withdrawal. Please contact your local DM immediately

[Mark Thompson 🔜 Combat Wheelchair v4 @mustangsart]

2 types of players when it comes to taking session notes
#dnd

[Grand DM @Grand_DM]

Honest! #dnd #rpg #tabletop

[Dungeon Delves 🎲🎨 @DelvesDaily]

I'm sure no one will notice
#TTRPG #dnd #artistsontwitter

[Cycumber @Cycila]

When your lipstick is on point. #Dnd

[Grand DM @Grand_DM]

"We gonna rock down to... And then we'll roll it higher." #dnd #rpg #tabletop

[NewbieDM @newbiedm]

When the DM runs a boring #dnd game

[owlsifer (he/they) @owlsifer]

PC: What's your name?
DM: *looks at NPC notes*
DM': *realizes they don't have a name*
DM: *sweats*
DM: *looks around the room*
PC: *waits*
DM: *awkwardly mispronounces Diet Pepsi and pretends it's a name that they definitely wrote beforehand*

#DnD

[AV Penguin Productions @ImperatorPengu]

Meet my sister's latest creation, Sir Nougat Candyfloss, a Confectionery and Pâtisserie Wizard. #dnd #dndart

[Adopted Dragon @AdoptedDragon]

Honestly
#cantsleep

[Ray of Color @ELS_Ray_Art]

GM's be like:

zzz
　＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
／＜_/＿＿＿＿／
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣

　　　∧_∧
　　 (　･ω･) *Great ideals for
　 ＿|　⊃／(＿＿_ npcs, plot hooks,
／　└-(＿＿＿_／ and ways to kill the party*
￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
#dnd #ttrpg #Criticalrole

[Dingo @DingoDoodles]

Oh ok cool. No this is fine.
Thanks winter...thanks for stopping by....👉😀💨

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

i really need to fudy for stinals

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

i've been at this coffee shop so long i'm pretty sure i'm hearing the same song from their playlist repeat...

[Maximum Angst @AngstyLady]

i just took out the trash, and by that i mean handed in my essay