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[adri @Adre4na]

not the most ideal senior year but at least i have my girls to get me through it 🔥🔥

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

using a picture of kim kardashian for this is the funniest shit ever😭😭

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

life before this tweet:

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

This is cheating BTW

[bawonki @Balarkeuwu]

this is gayer than fucking a dude

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[SRT PUGGS @PUGGS_]

No and you will remember at 9pm Saturday

[bella ★ @badomensdove]

you can’t experience period symptoms if you don’t have the organ that produces periods i’m so tired of this conversation

[🍓 @leshaami]

You know what's crazy, is the dad took his daughters in there to avoid creepy men watching them and a creepy man followed him into the women's bathroom.

[Sean Strickland @SStricklandMMA]

Who did it better?

[ms. gLORY @SAINTLORYN]

she won that hoe 😂

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Jay @idek_tb]

If a regular crackhead did this on a corner y’all would call the police.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Sometimes I’m late because I stay like this for a long time

[Joe @electionsjoe]

You WHAT?

[• @yducknow]

me after spending all my money knowing i’ll get more from idk where