Adam T

[Jesse Hawken @jessehawken]

It's too big

[Adam T @AdventBadger]

Some confusion about why I’m dressed as a small stream #WorldBrookDay

[Rae Earl @RaeEarl]

Thanks to @corriepodcast here’s 32 seconds of Fred Elliott from Coronation Street making noises.

[Trudi @Trudski2012]

People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Deadly Irish expressions for #StPatricksDay

5. There’s two gobshites in this town and he’s both of them
4. May your obituary be written in weasel's piss
3. Two of you wouldn’t make one eejit
2. May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat
1. He looks like his mammy knitted him

[Adam T @AdventBadger]

N n mi hi N nn gf de da www was a gf r hub gf gf nn mi m in gf gg red vb gg

[Adam T @AdventBadger]

B BBC cxAQ

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I love pigs in blankets. Please RT.

[Adam T @AdventBadger]

Life hack: Inside-out socks.

[Jim Field Smith @jimfieldsmith]

Bit harsh.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

This would be a very weird side effect.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. On average it was ok.

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

It’s almost December

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

Irresponsible. If anything, they should be breaking them up.

[Rebecca Front @RebeccaFront]

Another symptom to worry about

[Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews]

Sir Paul McCartney says he once had a four-minute chat with Olly Murs at a charity fundraiser in which time the young singer:

• complimented him on writing ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’
• asked if hot dogs were processed
• couldn’t remember his own age