Sunflower Samurai

She got her booty cheeks on my Louis sheets

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

@scum_angel I'll FaceTime you too 🥹💜

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

Can't believe I'm going out of the country for the first time in 2 weeks. Long overdue bb

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

@scum_angel Girl you know I will!

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

This guy would’ve loved Twitter.

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

Me to me: Bitch go tf to sleep
Also me to me: lmao nah

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i be tired all day then get to bed and be like this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

people who have twitter but don’t tweet anything

[LL Gabagool Jay @LLGabagoolJay]

Reading way above my grade level didn’t get me as far in life as I had hoped

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

Wish I was here instead of landlocked and restless

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

The way some people order their cocktails brings me physical pain.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

spending money on disappointing food is a different type of pain. 💀

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Not having to pay for anything

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

@scum_angel DUDE I WILL FLY OUT LETS GOOO

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

@scum_angel He had such a good run with you though, RIP Harper boy 💜💜

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

@scum_angel LILY NO IM SO SORRY :(

[Sunflower Samurai @AdventureCopes]

I'll never find true love because my standard is fictional anime characters

[culture @notgwendalupe]

happy 54th birthday to matthew lillard. thank you for your service

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

The actress who uttered this iconic line is now an Academy Award nominee.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me dissociating in the middle of a conversation: