“My girlfriend got on to me the other day because she doesn’t understand why I can’t just pick eggs out of the carton like a “normal” person. She’s standing there watching me and says, “Why can’t you just go row by row like everyone else?”
I said, “Because no egg should ever know when its time is coming.”
She stared at me for a second, shook her head, and said, “You’re a psycho,” then walked off.
Little does she know…I’ve got a whole tournament system going on. I take two eggs, tap them together, and whichever one doesn’t crack moves on to the next round.
Only the strongest survive. 🥚 💪 😂”
Credit: @/ThrillaRilla369
Not one, I've Three...
1. Cricket- CWC 2023 Final
2. Tennis- Wimbledon 2019 Final
3. F1- Abu Dhabi 2021
AD 2021 stings a little more than the other 2, because it was blatant cheating and manipulation...
Year after year, we see the first sequence of corners cause issues in Mexico…. If they tweaked it to be a bit like the opening few corners in Bahrain, it would be less of an issue.
(Sorry for the crap drawing but you get the gist!)
The new EPFO rules introduced by the Modi Govt are SHOCKING AND RIDICULOUS. It is open THEFT of salaried people's own money.
Here's what the new rules say:
👉 Earlier, on losing your job, you could withdraw your EPF balance after 2 months of employment. That minimum period has now SHOCKINGLY been increased to 1 YEAR
Basically, for withdrawing your OWN money, you need to now be unemployed for a FULL YEAR as opposed to only 2 months.
👉 You can withdraw the pension component of your EPF ONLY after 36 months (i.e. 3 YEARS) of unemployment. Earlier, you could do it after 2 months.
👉 And this is the worst part: Of your EPF balance, 25% cannot be withdrawn and will remain LOCKED IN for your entire career until you retire.
Imagine if a person gets laid off or loses their job. They still have bills and EMIs to pay. But the Modi Govt will NOT allow you to withdraw your OWN money for a full year. Even after a year, you can only withdraw 75% of your savings and that too only if you're still unemployed.
Besides EPF has been made mandatory which means salaried persons cannot escape this draconian monthly robbery by the Govt of their own income.
How is a normal middle-class person expected to survive like this? How will a salaried person who loses their job meet their expenses for a FULL YEAR when their EPF withdrawal is blocked?
It is clear that the Modi Govt is expecting a drastic rise in unemployment due to its terrible economic policies. These new rules locking people's EPF are the signs of a panicked govt trying to prevent a run on the EPFO. Salaried people are being punished for the Modi Govt's mishandling of the economy.
I urge Minister @mansukhmandviya ji to scrap these new draconian EPF rules IMMEDIATELY.
If there's one thing I miss about Mercedes, it's their unerring ability to face up to fans and discuss their decision making processes and credit those who deserve it, on good weeks and bad.
This "yeah but potential" and then "Maranello engineer cries over his pasta" stuff..🤦🏻♂️
George drove superbly this week!!♥️
But in 2023, it was Mercedes' indecision that lost them a win. They should have swapped the drivers around. Hamilton was much much quicker on the same tyre. He had a pace to win, even with DRS games by Sainz & Lando..