Urien

Future leader of the Illuminati. Metal and lightning at my fingertips. Clown college graduate (hons). Married to an expecting perfectionist

[Urien @AegisReflector]

((The conversation from tonight between me and @TrillLizard_420, aka @BowserVonKuppa http://t.co/hjCy7g6e ))

[Urien @AegisReflector]

There's something less than chalant about being forced to make "Craving food runs" every few minutes.

[Urien @AegisReflector]

....Romantic.....sex? GOOD ZUES NO

[Urien @AegisReflector]

*Twisting his tongue, only hurts himself* DAMN IT ALL

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

Flowers are for men who are getting some tonight.

[Urien @AegisReflector]

..........TWEEEEELLLLLVVVVVEEEE!

[Urien @AegisReflector]

Flowers are for girly men.

[Urien @AegisReflector]

THEY ARE GOOD MATERNITY WEAR! They keep you looking delectable, and one size fits all

[Urien @AegisReflector]

....Good luck, woman

[Urien @AegisReflector]

... * Consciously runs his hand through his hair*

[Urien @AegisReflector]

TWELVE! Get my wife a book or something. And a taco.

[Urien @AegisReflector]

*Rolls his eyes* TWEELLLVVVEEE! LAVENDER FABRIC SOFTENER, OFF THE SHOPPING LIST! I don't know, SURPRISE ME WITH A NEW SCENT

[Urien @AegisReflector]

Damn itchy thong...

[Urien @AegisReflector]

Eugh, I need new fabric softener

[Urien @AegisReflector]

@ChimeraClone ....DRIVE *they SCREECH off*

[Urien @AegisReflector]

@ChimeraClone Sarcasm, fool. We are headed to a five-star restaurant, placed in the heavens

[Urien @AegisReflector]

@ChimeraClone *Rolls his eyes* Is a slaughterhouse acceptable, darling?

[Urien @AegisReflector]

@ChimeraClone No nudity. Let's go

[Urien @AegisReflector]

@ChimeraClone SILENCE. The limo is outside, are you presentable?

[Urien @AegisReflector]

@ChimeraClone Cant be any more emasculating than a glittering, pink office..