Uranus

The perfect creation. The perfected clone. The perfect powerful being. Currently expecting thanks to an imbecile in a thong. I don't play nice. (RP)

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

@UnbornXion I'm really into this romance genre. Got any suggestions?

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

@UnbornXion Excellent. It has been far too long. So I've been reading lately and I'm finding I enjoy it.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

I should talk to @UnbornXion. He should have some good book suggestions.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

Hmm, I do see the merit of reading books. I can see why my husband does it so much. Quite eye opening.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

Wait wait...people can actually be /romantic/ while having sex? Oh some changes are gonna have to be made in this house!

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

Oh my, this man is so romantic! The kisses this book is describing sound delicious!

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

Flowers are for men who are getting some tonight.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

Look at all the flowers she's getting from this man with gorgeous hair! What a keeper she has!

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

So this man buys his woman a thousand dollar dress! My husband buys me togas and says they're good maternity wear!

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

Some changes to his behavior will have to be made.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

First couple chapters of this book and the men of this book are already proving to be better lovers than Urien.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

*looks at the cover* Oh, the hair on this man is long and luscious! Gill is exceeding in that department. Why isn't Urien?!

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

Twelve just handed me a romance novel. Let's see where my husband is lacking.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

There's not much else for me to do besides watch tv. I feel like a balloon.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

I'm getting rather tired of having to cover myself with brass to watch tv.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

The old fabric softener had a smell that made me nauseous. You don't want me to be nauseous now, do you?

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

@AegisReflector Getting my hopes up like that is cruel. Don't do it again.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

@AegisReflector Will I hear the squealing of the swine and the baaing of the lambs as they're being prepared?

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

@AegisReflector *walks to the limo* I do hope that you picked a good place to eat. Perhaps you can make up for neglecting to take me out.

[Uranus @ChimeraClone]

@AegisReflector I am as presentable as I wish to be. If anymore is expected out of me, heads will roll.