pervert alexander hamilton: i am not putting away my cock / i am not putting away my cock / you know im just like my country / im young scrappy and hungry / and i am not putting away my cock
The Phillies hate me personally because whenever I observe their score they START LOSING. Thus for the betterment of the team i should stop scorewatching.
The baseball is happy to endure an unimaginable agony, for he has no reason to exist but to suffer. A strike ball is a rejected failure whose life meant nothing, but a ball smashed into the stratosphere is celebrated, his sacrifice remembered forever.
i run one of the largest gnome spotting websites in the country and we just got a huge spike in gnome movement. over 25000 gnomes on the move but we are months away from their traditional migration season. something BIG is going on
MLB Season predictions from my 4-yr-old nephew:
AL East: YANKEES
AL Central: Cats
AL West: Whales
AL WC1: Yes
AL WC2: Yes
AL WC3: No
NL East: YANKEES
NL Central: YANKEES
NL West: Ohtami
NL WC1: Jokers
NL WC2: Farts
NL WC3: More farts
WS: Me
people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now