Aerodynamic Fish

[Aerodynamic Fish @AerodynamicFish]

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[Fuck Every 𝐗 Account @fuckeveryacount]

Fuck @Phillies

[Ky @_k_pn]

Trea Turner meet and greet

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

where were you when Blue Jays manager John Schneider intentionally walked Alec Bohm to save the Phillies season.

[Dive Missile (birthday 5 days) @PurrelyLily]

pervert alexander hamilton: i am not putting away my cock / i am not putting away my cock / you know im just like my country / im young scrappy and hungry / and i am not putting away my cock

[tylersfoot @tylersfoot8]

dinner for dinner always puts me in a good mood

[Franzke & LA @FranzkeLA]

DAVE DOMBROWSKI (furiously trying to wash fingerprints off a roster sheet like he’s Lady Macbeth): That’s the guy you want, officer

[Aerodynamic Fish @AerodynamicFish]

The Phillies hate me personally because whenever I observe their score they START LOSING. Thus for the betterment of the team i should stop scorewatching.

[alan_ow @alanstheory]

If ur playing tank just go up to ur supports and crouch really fast and spam the hello voice line they love that shit for some reason

[Tomics Comics @TomicsComics]

HAPPY EASTER! HE IS RISEN!

[JANDY @Jandystl]

Zack Hample in the stands after he just killed a kid to catch a ball from batting practice

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

The baseball is happy to endure an unimaginable agony, for he has no reason to exist but to suffer. A strike ball is a rejected failure whose life meant nothing, but a ball smashed into the stratosphere is celebrated, his sacrifice remembered forever.

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Going 90mph the wrong direction on the highway in this

[MLB Pipeline @MLBPipeline]

Andrew Painter makes his MLB debut for the @Phillies tonight, so we're giving away a signed ball!

Follow and repost for your chance to win.

[SrDeabear @DrSeabear]

MLB app with some hard hitting insights

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i run one of the largest gnome spotting websites in the country and we just got a huge spike in gnome movement. over 25000 gnomes on the move but we are months away from their traditional migration season. something BIG is going on

[Nick Pollack @PitcherList]

MLB Season predictions from my 4-yr-old nephew:

AL East: YANKEES
AL Central: Cats
AL West: Whales
AL WC1: Yes
AL WC2: Yes
AL WC3: No

NL East: YANKEES
NL Central: YANKEES
NL West: Ohtami
NL WC1: Jokers
NL WC2: Farts
NL WC3: More farts

WS: Me

[Matt Gelb @MattGelb]

We need more public outrage for what MLB did to the scoreboard page on its app update.

[sigfig @sigfig]

people misunderstand the icarus story. the problem was not that he flew too high. it's that the wings were made of beeswax, which offered very little resistance to heating. with modern materials he would have had no problems. we can fly as close to the sun as we want now