Chiang Kai Shrek

Barely intelligible screams into the void

[Chiang Kai Shrek @Aexterea]

Intentionally triggering a manic episode to own the libs

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

they only invented martial arts movies so choreographers would have something to do after the big budget musical crashed out

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

First time I’ve legit lol’d at a New Yorker cartoon in years

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

Votes are nearly all counted. If Stein, De la Cruz, & West voters ALL went for Harris, she still would have lost.

Here is a chart you can save on your phone & use when a lib blames the Dems loss on 3rd party voters. (I made it for my friend at a bar rn.) Based on the NYT data.

[Chiang Kai Shrek @Aexterea]

@BarakScamsJews @CraigMurrayOrg October 7 was a justified military operation based on this logic

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

chomsky on israel

[Lola del Rey🐇 @Lola_lmao7]

so true

[autism hexafluoride @servomechanica]

i want the star wars show where after losing the joint strike starfighter competition the incom corp board of directors votes to sell their entire x-wing production run to terrorists

[Chiang Kai Shrek @Aexterea]

@BrianLINY @SaveBenReilly

[Chiang Kai Shrek @Aexterea]

@_theHONEST_ @DeepDishEnjoyer

[Chris Stokes @_chris_stokes]

Always exciting seeing this right before the Star Wars theme kicks in

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Georgia, New Mexico, Hawaii, Vermont and Massachusetts CONFIRMED as the only moral states

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[on a first date]
me: so yeah that’s why I don’t have a bank account

her, referring to the man sitting directly behind me: ..uh who is that?

me: oh that’s David, he’s my second. He’s here in case I’m unable to finish this date for whatever reason like if I die

[emily @memilies]

showed my wife skyfall and this was her review