Case Keenum’s Secret Lover 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈

27 years as Chicago’s finest and most deadpan bisexual twink. Ardent defender of Windy City culture outside of West Loop. Oh btw:

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fuck it we ball (he ran off the court after two possessions)

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@doulbedoink can you repost this

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@doulbedoink dagger concept go brrrr

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@HeWheelsHeDeals oh wow this is a throwback

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@thetransitagend genuinely shocked if this is the first time you’ve made this connection

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@HeWheelsHeDeals uh huh

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@BenjaminSolak I’m late on this but. I forgive you Benjamin Solak 💜

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@rat_angel_ call that a rat race

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@Puckmeat I’m not saying she’s cool, but I’m not saying she *isn’t*

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@herseymaine more and more I’m unwilling to claim UChicago and just tell my employers I’m from UIC

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@amazonmilkfrog you’re saying this to the second most Digger-pilled person you’ll ever see. i know of its power

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@amazonmilkfrog the NL side is pure torture to me, and I’m supposed to believe there’s a god.

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@_1Helluvaman @TreesChief @PhillyCentral2 @TheCasualsPS @OskarBakweSZN he had 8 sacks for the super bowl season, the 19.5 was the year prior (still gives him the elite EDGE label for the SB season though)

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@sosavow @PatrickHahn @PFF he *technically* started the Jets game by being on the field for the first Bears offensive play!

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@HeWheelsHeDeals don’t ever let these bums check you

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@rat_angel_ rat angel with correct take #6086

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@priestlysprada the play keeps hitting you over the head that she’s disconnected from the Rockwell world/lineage even though… she still is? fine with Rockwell operations as an environmentalist before the story starts, borne from the same paternal lineage, wealthy until the end (or not?)

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@priestlysprada maybe I’m overthinking her character in regard to Kenny’s controlling the narrative, but I feel like Emma was played well by *understating* her culpability and profiting off this crisis? the meta presentation makes her an antithesis to Digger despite Verdant being funded by him

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@amazonmilkfrog lexington betty smokehouse!