After_Dark

We all #SelfConscious.

[JOStified X @_Thrixian]

They're eating HUMAN flesh, sharing it like it's GOAT meat!

What sorts of people are these bandits? They eat their kidnapped victims? Yet they get integrated into society?! Wtf! 💔

[dj cree @djcreebeats]

Akademiks gets his ROCKS OFF with interview with Daphene Joy aka 50 Cents BM and Diddy’s F**** O** OG!
#akademiks #50cent #diddy #rapbeef #daphenejoy

[Kemmy @vslkemo]

Viewers description is advised the Bandits in Nigeria are now eating their victims.

What type of country is this God?

[joebuddenclips/fanpage @Thechat101]

Who says big ak ain’t a playa he got 50 cent Baby mama saying she want to take shots with him in real life

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

It was a bad bad day in office for panyako after his Uming' chiraru mission was debunked mid-operation. Ni mbaya!!🥲😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ndung'u Wainaina @NdunguWainaina]

Never decouple William Ruto and Uhuru Kenyatta.

They are Siamese twins of political treachery and economic devastation.

Anything else is narratives.

End.

[After_Dark @After_Durk]

@AffluentMist Refurbished Punani!

[After_Dark @After_Durk]

@georgediano A fuckin script with a background music 🤣🤣

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

After abandoning our boy Tokodi to fight for a scholarship at The Great Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) where students major in Dust Mitigation, Sand Engineering & Advanced Suffering,, the Ex wife has now resurfaced crying foul, claiming she was trapped in a toxic marriage.

This is the same woman who left our boy because she was Not Meeting her Standards. According to madam, our boy wasn’t providing the soft life package she had subscribed to. But in this Kasongo economy where unga is now behaving like Bitcoin, many brothers are surviving on vibes & inshallah.

But still, daughter of Agrippina refused to understand because apparently other men were out there spending money on women like there's no tomorrow. Seeing the pressure was too much, Pascal Tokodi took the L gracefully and walked away like a wounded soldier from the Battle of Financial Migraine.

But because God is not Kamua, destiny located our boy immediately. Word has it that a sharp-eyed daughter of Agrippina, freshly discharged from Heartbreak Rehabilitation Centre, spotted Pascal roaming freely in the wilderness and decided to rescue our boy.

It is now being alleged that the new girlfriend comes from Old Money. Since then, our boy has been living like a tenderpreneur on government contracts. Sources claim the man now sleeps under an AC even during rainy season.

Now the ex-wife heard the good news and suddenly started doing reverse gear back to his Ex hubby. But our boy shouted a thunderous “NGOOOOOOO!” and sealed the border permanently. After wanaume wameongeza dayametaa ndio anataka kurudi,,, haiwesmek god one.

Currently, madam is touring podcasts like an artist promoting a new album, narrating how she is a strong independent woman battling post-divorce trauma.

Meanwhile Pascal is somewhere eating life with a big spoon and rediscovering happiness. But pia wengine wanasema kijana wetu amegeuzwa Ben Kumi, eti the new Gf ni mumama. But that's none of our business, because kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Wunna🐍 @ItsWunna]

Drake DISGUISED himself as a news reporter and started asking strangers on the streets of L.A. for their opinions on Drake, only for them to nonstop hate on him 😭💔

“How do you feel about Drake?”

“I don’t like Drake I think he’s inaccurate he’s not a real rapper”

“I agree 100%”

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Fuel imepanda by 70 bob in 2 months tunaambiwa tungoje next month ipungue na 10 bob. Finance bill 2026 is here to paralyze what is left of the economy. Govt claims this overtaxation ni coz the country is broke but has used 1.1 trillion on refreshments & travel. Economic terrorism

[After_Dark @After_Durk]

@ahmednasirlaw @Branicemercy You’ve been championing this behavior since day one, sir. All of a sudden you deemed it uncouth?”

[Mumbi Akinyi @Moh_Mumbi]

SGR documents are private, But my bank statement is not? Huku ni wapi?

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Just from the picture, you can tell this is a Grade 5 or 6 child, forced into early marriage because the religion and elders allow it. Look at those innocent eyes, full of a child’s curiosity and fear. Yet having a glass of whiskey or a bite of pork is where they draw the line. Feminism was supposed to deal with such matters. Fighting for the girl child and against systems that oppress women. But somewhere along the way, the meaning seems to have changed. And now here we are, an innocent child betrayed by the very society that was supposed to protect her.

[Kigonyi Wa Nduthi 🏍 @rex_maina]

Our first agenda of business should be to make sure politicians earn like normal Kenyans and don't enjoy special packages.

[I am Chege @_James041]

Rasna saw it coming.

[The Dark Side @FantasyGalaxies]

Me and my son have been sneaking out in the middle of the night in our Ewok and Chewbacca costumes just to mess with our neighbor's trail cams.