Class of 2009

Tips on surviving the real world, as written by a recent college grad

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#46 Try to get up and walk around occasionally at work. If you can't remember that, just drink a lot of water and it will work itself out..

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#45 If you value your career, make every effort possible not to pee next to your boss if you've eaten asparagus in the last 24 hrs.

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

RT @Moogs9 Sooo where are the snacks? But more importantly the alcoholic refreshments at the SMC alum meeting. #smickchickproblems

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#44 Never, and I mean NEVER, eat a whole can of beans for dinner. I don't care if they're baked, black, or refried. #sorrycoworkers

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

And by beer I mean beers. Plural. As in 4. God bless business lunches. #TGIF

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#43 The best way to get through a Friday at work, besides just not coming in, is taking a nice long business lunch. Yes, that means beer.

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#stupidquestion Was college awesome?

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

Merry First Day of College Football Season errrbody

[Kyle Peters @ktpforever11]

Our lives in a nutshell: http://t.co/6yfJrLw #help

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

@The_Juice_Snob get it to Chicago, then I'll endorse

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#42 When life gives you lemons... make vodka lemonade.

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#41 Don't click on a link if it's sent by a person claiming it's a picture of you that has them ROFL. #duh #spammakesmeROFL

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#40 To avoid hangovers, pop a quick-dissolving electrolyte tablet into a glass of water before bed. Those marathoners are onto something...

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#39 If you buy a window A/C unit that is too small for your apartment, position a floor fan in front of it and you can amplify its effect.

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

Reslife would have sentenced that bitch to 40 hours community service + the chair #caseyanthonyverdict

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#38 When in doubt, make a drink to go. Preferably in a mug or a disposable coffee cup, so as to be inconspicuous. #wishingitwasstillthe4th

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

#37 Try not to get strep throat if you work in phone sales. Or laryngitis. Or a cold. Also, try not to work in phone sales.

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

Vancouver is rioting. One of my collegiate regrets is that I never got the chance to get in on any post-game angry mob action

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

You're taking this adult thing waaay too seriously RT @Dementiaville I'm planting geraniums. What has happened to my life? @PostGradProblem

[Class of 2009 @After_TheBubble]

not me! RT @MissLiz09 Stalking pictures from smc grad. It's sad when guys who used to be drop dead amazingly hot become highly unattractive.