Ohemmea🤭

Melomaniac🎶. Hodophile✈️. Aesthete 😍.

[FatGirlsPresident🙊 @efia911]

Uber driver said he won’t let me buy Kofi broke man cos the lady said it’s 7gh, he actually sped off😭 valid wai

[Faith_📸👩‍💻 @Faith_meks]

I dislike interviews 😭, Aswear I can do the job perfectly, test me on the job, just give me a chance 😭

[Nate not Feuerstein💞✨ @toniwalker_xx]

Feb 2026 Hallelujah challenge- Nigeria
Oct 2026 Hallelujah challenge- Australia

All in all
Glory to God in the highest

[Sir Lomo 🇬🇧 @_DrLomo]

NSS mu Disneyland 🤣🤣... Solid tho🤣🔥

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

If a cat meows at me, obviously I'm going to meow back. I have manners.

[Ejaj AHmed 🦅 @aeejazkhan]

my dream job

[Prof Bob Nicholson @DigiVictorian]

In 1889, Tit-Bits magazine offered prizes to single, female readers who sent in the best answers to the question: ‘Why Am I A Spinster?’ Here are some highlights...

[Fafalita🎈 @ollenuwaaa]

Ghanaians:

[We don't deserve cats 😺 @catsareblessing]

“The world doesn’t revolve around your cat”

My world:

[𝙒𝙢. @excusewilliam]

I think my favourite thing about this is her grandkids are probably going to grow up wondering why their grandma has such an ungodly hatred for dogs.🤣🤣🤣🤣

"But grandma, why can't I have a dog?"

"Joel, I said no. Yɛkasa tie."

[Ohemmea🤭 @AfuaSelormm]

@femiijoshua @itzbasito Exactly

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

If my calculations are accurate, by December my spark should be back. 😭

[Khontent, CA. @Khontent20]

9am: Momo to bank

2pm: Bank to Momo

[Rash ™ @Rashousmane]

Going through Kenya and Zimbabwe Twitter last night

[Red Dahlia @amarieadhis]

Zimbabweans please tweet in English!!! This Wicknell Chivayo matter is of continental importance!!!

[Kadott @Kadotttt]

Quitting a toxic job ain’t enough I want them to run out of business when I leave

[Pichitinha ⌁ 𓅓 @porskoffploy]

O que me encanta nas assinaturas da Armada de Dumbledore, é que cada uma combina MUITO com os respectivos alunos, sério... Gente, a lera perfeita da Hermione, e a da Luna?? 100% ela 😌🤚

[Halimat🥀🌹 @leemarh7099]

If you could choose one pure-blood family to be born into, which one would you pick and why?

I’d choose the Prewetts, Molly Weasley’s maiden family.

They just seem like genuinely sweet and caring people, and that’s the kind of family I’d want to be part of.