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[Gbenga Samuel-Wemimo @GbengaWemimo]

If my son comes to visit your daughter and you slap him like this, I will jail you for a long time!
If you made a video of it, I will jail you for that video separately
If you are holding a weapon while doing all that, i will jail you for that separately

[✨✨ @Agbeke__]

All!!!!!

[molola🫧🌸 @Lolaschanne]

Out of all the bills you pay, what’s the one you hate the most?

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

This is so sad.

I hope nothing happened to the road.

[✨✨ @Agbeke__]

Yes, any problem? 🥹

[Adenike 🧕🏽 @adenike_szn]

later, we’ll talk about people who poo every morning

[KB @kbyrd2_]

Garlic be having like 20 pairs of panties on. Very excessive.

[✨✨ @Agbeke__]

Bottle opener

[Habdulakeem Bhadmus @Mrbhadoosky]

Gen Alpha will think this is a broken burglary part 🌚

[Moroccan Montana @m_montana11]

@TheToluSpinn Both of you will have to queue up behind this man @mukhtar_usman

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

Yaban domuzlarını yakalamak için 5 gün boyunca tuzak alanına alışmalarını bekleyen bir kişi, tüm sürünün içeri girdiği anda kapıyı kapatarak onlarca domuzu tek seferde yakaladı.

[✨✨ @Agbeke__]

Savannah Bank

[CHIKEZIE @Kezmag_]

Indomie generation stay aside.

Mention an old Nigeria Bank that no longer exists.

I'll go first: Bank PHB.

[Goke🍹 @gokehq]

150k for convocation shoot?
90k for suit?
I resemble best graduating student

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

guide, unguide, disguide, misguide, preguide, deguide, overguide and underguide just in 2026 o.

[big daddy tej🧳 @africanbadman1]

catarrh dey amongst top 3 most deadly weapons.

[✨✨ @Agbeke__]

@Abiola__AA You sef see nah 😩😩

[✨✨ @Agbeke__]

I know what I see sha, and it’s neither of those things you mentioned 🥹🥹

[Lyra 🌸 @lyra_harper_]

HOUSE or DOG ? YOUR BRAIN ALREADY PICKED.

[Heismide✨🔝 @i_am_olamide1]

“On my way to go and wash plates”

Mom: Go and wash those plates. 😭

[Ayo @Alhajirostova]

bruh, tinubu is ugly 😭

[Adedamola❤️❤️❤️ @ThatGirlDML_1]

Mamaaaaaaaa

[Blu @_blureaper]

He really use to come on here and gossip like a stan

[✨✨ @Agbeke__]

First grandchild, still me 🤦

[Ada🌸 @AdaobiA_]

Eldest daughter: me
Oldest daughter: me
First born daughter: me
First daughter: me
First child: na still me 😭😂