Andrew Goedeke

bet

[Andrew Goedeke @Ageds26]

I'm a loner. And a loner's gotta be alone.

[Matt Lindner @mattlindner]

The year is 2029. The Chicago Bears are playing at Uncle Sam’s Fireworks Store Stadium in Merrillville. It has a retractable roof sponsored by the Hell is Real billboard. The halftime show is presented by a rotating cast of personal injury law firms.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Pete Gold-Armstrong. 😌

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Congratulations to Ian on winning his fourth consecutive Gold Glove Award.

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

Gold at 2nd. ✨

Congratulations, Nico!

[holly @KORCHINSK14]

frank nazar is singlehandedly squashing the 'blackhawks have bad vibes' and the 'connor bedard is lonely' allegations simultaneously

[insane genius @bitchwife420]

Pardon me while I sob uncontrollably

[christover @bored2die]

U have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

This might be the Gatorade talking but I need you

[benny polizzi @benedictpolizzi]

the microwave light

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

A career for the history books.

[The Princess & The Frog @GabTheGem]

Now why would they remove the cracker & the barrel?

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

wearing this with no pants like Donald Duck when my wife gets home from work

[mau @rllydu]

they’re lucky i wasn’t around for noah’s ark, they would’ve had to take 3 goats…

[Popeyes @Popeyes]

pope yes

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Get me to gods country

[Ben Pope @BenPopeCST]

Bedard gets beaten up in the corner by Nemec. Slaggert comes over and it's Slaggert who gets the penalty.

At what point is that going to be called? Seems like it never is when it's against Bedard.

[Pelunaton @pelunaton]

#UFC313 #UFCMax

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

the pizza place i ordered from had smiley potatoes as an optional topping and hell yeah i got em. my wife didn't enjoy the whimsy as much as i did, but they're growing on her