The year is 2029. The Chicago Bears are playing at Uncle Sam’s Fireworks Store Stadium in Merrillville. It has a retractable roof sponsored by the Hell is Real billboard. The halftime show is presented by a rotating cast of personal injury law firms.
Bedard gets beaten up in the corner by Nemec. Slaggert comes over and it's Slaggert who gets the penalty.
At what point is that going to be called? Seems like it never is when it's against Bedard.
the pizza place i ordered from had smiley potatoes as an optional topping and hell yeah i got em. my wife didn't enjoy the whimsy as much as i did, but they're growing on her