Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸

fish eggs ‘n bubble wine 𓅃

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

management just sent out an email banning all board games during breaks and i'm like what is this, yahtzee germany?

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

turns out dilophosaurus slime isn't deadly, it just turns you into a fuckin dipshit

[איתמר בן גביר @itamarbengvir]

המחבלים בכלא לביא ישבו ואגרו מהמעט מזון שיש להם. כף ריבה ועוד כף ריבה, פרוסת לחם ועוד פרוסת לחם, כך במשך כמה ימים, הכל כדי להכין עוגה מאולתרת ולחגוג ביום שלישי, במידה ולא אבחר.

אלא שנציב שב״ס המצוין ואנשיו איתרו את העוגה, והאסירים הועמדו לדין משמעתי, והועברו לצינוק.

הם כבר תכננו את החגיגות, אבל אצלנו נגמרה החגיגה. ביום שלישי אסור לתת להם לחגוג, מצביעים ב׳ בקלפי!

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@Diegotrip1 @GreatDismal whatchu know bout this shit?

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

the sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

AI K-Pop group 'BABYQUEEN' is facing backlash after its creators "impregnated" one of its members

They did it to write her out of the group and manage fewer AI personalities

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@FlyingAdHominem @ProfDBernstein @alexbkane whatever helps you sleep at night

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@ProfDBernstein @alexbkane i mean, honestly none of these seem as bad as supporting an ongoing campaign of extermination, but ok

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@ProfDBernstein @alexbkane oh wow that guy sounds bad could you show me one example of him being antisemitic?

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@Athletics sir, yes, i have a question. fuck john fisher?

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

her: u better not be a spooky deep sea school chair when i get there
me:

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@bannedcornczar she is serving lewks

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

bitch is fierce

[Nikon Small World @NikonSmallWorld]

🥈Second place in this year's #NikonSmallWorld photo competition goes to John-Oliver Dum for his image of a jumping spider (Salticus scenicus) with pollen. Cute but spooky, and just in time for Halloween next weekend! 🕷️🎃

https://t.co/G2kNlHxzyv

[crittur @miwwmiu]

When she paying for ur burger

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@AJEnglish the west bank has a right to defend itself

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

nothing israel hates more than a fair fight

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said Friday that he had ordered a major military operation in the occupied West Bank, telling troops to cordon off a large city in the territory and prepare to close off the entirety of the West Bank after a shooting attack by two Palestinian men that left two soldiers dead.

The Israeli military said its forces killed both gunmen following the shooting near a junction outside Hebron. Netanyahu's orders could also force Palestinian residents from their homes in the attackers' neighborhood as Israeli troops prepare to conduct house-to-house searches and demolish buildings in the area.

Read more: https://t.co/r6eEnqbEoz

[Kevin Nance @Nancemarxist]

Talked to @CurtisSliwa today at the bodega he said, “I used to debate who was better Trotsky or Stalin, I’m a Trotsky guy”

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@jbroome

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

wile e coyote setting a trap for senior citizens

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@ORN8TIV sure why not

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

lol that was quick

[Geppetto San Martín 🚬🌭𓅸 @SmalltimeJones]

@IhateSocialSec @Right2Work lol who are you, my wife?