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karen behavior from coworkers is uncalled for

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i just flipped a coworker off on video thinking my video was muted. it wasn’t.

how’s your day going?

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day 14 of quarantine status: everybody is particularly bitchy today

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“let’s do a webex tour of each of our homes!”

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“i heard from my sister’s friends fiance who works in government that trump is gonna do a national lockdown soon”

...is something i’ve heard from numerous clients and co-workers.

how can people be this fucking dumb?

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day 1 of quarantine and all calls so far are incredibly awkward. i cannot deal with this

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due to coronavirus, i am announcing that i will be self-quarantining myself from all annoying co-workers until further notice

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yes companies really do pay thousands of dollars to have 20-something-year-olds grab links from google news and put them in an excel sheet

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me: i am v proud of this press release i wrote

client: *reads it*

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this weekly client status call is always 40 min of business and 20 min of small talk, but will i bill the full hour? you bet

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“i’m excited to move forward together on this social journey” is a real thing i just said to a new client

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me: can we say this about this brand

legal:

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waking up morning after holiday party: wow i’m never drinking again

also morning after holiday party in the office: yes, i’ll take a mimosa thank you very much

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who else is working from their childhood bedroom then heading to the local starbucks later when their parents shitty internet stops working?

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someone just booked a 4:30 meeting on a friday

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iykyk

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i’ve drank more alcohol at work today than i have all week lmao

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you’re not a real pr pro if you don’t drink alcohol on a monday night

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today’s HARO requests are a real doozy:

-interviewing partners of men outed as sex predators
-experts on tips for how to fist a woman
-exposing animals to our own flu
-why do gays love halloween so much?

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everyone: do you have time on your plate? do you have capacity?

me: ...yes