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ugh

[🌺 𝒜𝓃𝒹𝓎 🌺 @AgentBloom860]

@Polymarket Really annoying when you see a stat like 500mil and they add that .00 at the end to make it somehow look worse than it already is

[Jum @JesterJum]

Not to get political but...

You're anti-government because the person you don't like is president.

I am anti-government because they'll kill your dog, shoot your 14 year old son in the back, and snipe your wife in the doorway while she's holding your infant child...all over how long the barrel of a shotgun is.

We are not the same.

I support what America is suppose to be.

I will never support corruption and abuse of power.

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

obsessed with this diva who has a mini umbrella for her cigarette😭

[Denise 🇺🇸 @NoDMsPerfavore]

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. 🥰

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic-looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bi*ch."

[Critically Thinking & Drinking 🧐 🥃🧉🍸🍹🤪 @TheCriticalDri1]

BOND BOND GIRL

Earns $1 Billion

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

there is literally only 1 actor they should choose for the next james bond, and it's not even close

[Ron Rule @ronrule]

Gun laws are stupid. All of them.

Drugs are illegal. Fully banned. Entire departments and billions of dollars spent on enforcement.

Despite that, I bet you know someone you could call right now and get any drug you wanted.

Why do you think this is any different with guns? If a criminal wants a gun, they’ll just call that guy they know who can get them one, just like you can call that guy you know who can get you drugs.

Roughly 60% of the people currently doing time on weapons charges were ALREADY prohibited from owning one at the time of their arrest.

Bans, background checks, wait periods, none of that means anything. A criminal who wants a gun isn’t standing in a gun shop filling out paperwork. All those things do is make it harder for YOU to get one to defend yourself against THEM.

All gun laws should be repealed. Every single one.

[ⱤɆ₳Ⱡ ฿Ɇ₦ @AtRealBen]

real.

[Stephen Miller @StephenM]

Reminder: even though nearly half of New England is conservative/Republican, Democrats have gerrymandered the GOP to zero house seats in the entire region.

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

They aren't illegal firearms, they are undocumented weapons living in sanctuary homes... if y’all can do it, we can too.

[Nick Krosse @nkrosse]

America demands art deco data centers

[Swig 🇺🇸 @OldRowSwig]

Wax bullet duels with the fellas after a case of beers sounds fun af

[Bittu @bBittu46]

Size never matters when you’re with your bestie 😂

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

We need Kate Beckinsale in vampire movies again

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

I can't have what now?

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