Dan

Sleeper Agent, Singer, Analyst. Solving the worlds problems one line at a time

[Jonny H @JonnyH3232]

Arsenal Player of the Season 2025/26 Joint Winners:
The PGMOL & VAR 🏆 👏
Zero red cards. Zero penalties against them.
Consistently the best performers at the Emirates all year.
No bias, no mistakes, just elite-level refereeing 😂
Nothing to see here… move along.
#VARsenal #PGMOL

[Daily Star @dailystar]

We've heard your pleas...🥬

Lettuce reintroduce ourselves #KeirStarmervLettuce

[aurelie @emangiyato]

I’m not playing UNO anymore.

[Dan @AgentDiss]

I can’t WAIT for him to do the same for Easter, or for Lent, or for D-Day! Oh wait..

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

London’s Ramadan Lights are shining once again in the West End. A beautiful celebration of the holy month and a reminder that our city is a beacon of hope, unity, and inclusivity.

A city where diversity is a strength, and where everyone is loved and wanted ✨💛

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@SpursOfficial Where’s the ‘unlike’ button on here?
What a terrible decision to try to allay the fans

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@SpursOfficial PLEASE give us some good news today, I’m begging you 🙏🏻

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@_shelbie97 I’d settle for going to a game and getting drunk with you 🎉

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@_shelbie97 I mean, as torturous as it was to watch, it wasn’t a loss so 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@_shelbie97 Don’t ever feel like you have to delete parts of you or your views cause of ‘others’. Just remove that haters 🤷🏻‍♂️🎉

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@_shelbie97 That hair! ❤️🔥

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@_shelbie97 Do you prefer live, abstract, cartoon…?

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@_shelbie97 Some of the saltiest plastic fans I’ve ever seen. At home too?! Honestly, they need to take a loooong look in the mirror. Any team thrives of it’s supporters. As soon as the fans started evacuating you saw the team die

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@_shelbie97 3 points, VDV scoring and a clean sheet? If you had offered that to me this morning I would have snapped your hand off

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@HotspurRelated Fought hard, worked hard and showed real flair. It might have gone unnoticed because he didn’t link up perfectly, but it’s the first outing and they don’t know each other yet.
I see great things from him

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@HelpDesk736 Hi Olivia,
I appreciate you wanting to to help, but the 4 times I’ve called has basically accumulated to a manager telling me that unless I pay I’ll have debt collectors at my door and it’s not the companies problem that I ‘didn’t check my own usage and calculate my own bill’

[Dan @AgentDiss]

So @BritishGas set up a direct debit, installed a smart meter and told me to relax cause it’s all on hand
Then when I moved, they suddenly wanted £350 because they undercharged me for NINE MONTHS
They are now trying to BULLY me into paying it, adding a default on my file #corrupt

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@BritishGas @EnergyOmbudsman this will be coming your way.
I have asked for the transcripts of my calls and for a written reason why they closed my complaint without consulting me. I’ve also reopened the complaint.
@BritishGas have a lot to answer for.
How many others are there?

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@BritishGas Whilst I appreciate there might have been faulty equipment or signal issues with the meter, @BritishGas would have known this. They undercharged me for 9 MONTHS. They only realised when I 'left' which is convenient. But it's nice to know we both agree that its @BritishGas fault

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@BritishGas Thanks Adele. Unfortunately as stated I have called multiple times and spoken to the staff and managers at @BritishGas to no avail. Infact, the last manager I spoke to laughed at me down the phone when I told him of my plight.

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@BritishGas An 'unexpected bill' should not be possible when you're on a smart meter and pay by Direct Debit. Unless @BritishGas are admitting that they don't use Smart meters for what they said they would?

[Dan @AgentDiss]

@BritishGas Thanks Adele, unfortunately I’ve called you guys 4 times with no solution.
Having a large final bill wasn’t just a shock, it was unjust. @BritishGas knowingly undercharged me on my direct debit for 9 months. I had a smart meter. There should t have been a ‘final bill’ over the DD