Special Agent Marty

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[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

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[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

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[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

Listen here bucko

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

Viagra lobbyists gon hate this one

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

Legalize erections lasting longer than four hours

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

Isn’t this just the plot of that Benjamin button movie?

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A day in the life as an alcoholic parent

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

You’re not unc
You’re not cooked
You’re not chopped

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

Imagine the convo the first dude had when he invented docking

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

@bump_of_zero Drop the skincare routine to attract preds

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

“I can’t believe I shaved my balls for this” was not the right response to company zoom meeting announcing layoffs

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

Who want me

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

@bump_of_zero Is this a “spot the lie” game

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

Who up just anticipating?

[Special Agent Marty @AgentMartyFBI]

Filing a complaint with the BBB

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First post on X- the everything app. Go easy on me