Mariann🌼🇻🇪

FOMO of JOMO
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[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@thatpatrickcarr @punished_cait This is an actual saying we have in Venezuela for when people are in a rush! Usually directed towards people driving like morons. E.g., "naweboná, será que se está cagando??"

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

(más mierda de lo que ya es pero ustedes saben que eso es parte de su encanto)

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

Bueno, ha sido un placer interactuar con todos ustedes a través de Twitter. Cruzando los dedos que Elon Musk no vuelva mierda esta página 😔

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@megawaveband I let a ghost cross the street in front of me once 😅 it was after an incline in a city street, it's really hard to see if someone is crossing and people usually drive way faster than they should. A couple years later a lighted pedestrian crosswalk was installed finally

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@barstoolsports Everyone: talking about how the kids can't fight for shit
Me: omg... that's a really cute top 👀

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@El_Cordoves @xngels Si el 95% del tiempo te sientes atraído por el sexo opuesto y 5% del tiempo en el mismo sexo, sigues siendo bisexual. No tiene que ser 50/50

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@crevicedwelling I'm currently keeping one in a jar, his name is Trawley 🥰 feeding him and keeping him safe until the spring when we'll let him free

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

14 años después, estoy apunto de ver a #mychemicalromance #mcr en vivo por segunda vez ever 😍🥰🤩💕💞❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[Lilith @lilithquero]

¿Y cuándo se muere Maduro?

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@TrungTPhan To this day, I still miss the emojis, especially the dancing and eyelashes ones. They just hit different

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@gemagoldie Vivir en EEUU es genial hasta que te enfermas. Es tan arrecho que incluso NPR tiene un segmento llamado Bill of the Month donde la gente puede mandar sus costos médicos locamente altos para informar al público que esto le puede pasar a cualquiera https://t.co/7uQ7MBQrd2

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@SarahOsorio @Failedtofail CBD oil! Personally, taking some before edibles has really helped me enjoy the high without the anxiety

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@RacketMN @giantmendez 100% agree, finally someone said it. The vegan corn dog at Daryl's Dog House was so good though!!
Also, I feel like this was a missed opportunity to write "$6 a pup" 😆

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@23minofSka Twoface (calico) and Scarface (gray), this set of pictures basically describes their whole relationship as siblings

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@thecensored53 @JEBolding @gtrswhiskeyguns @jmillers1 @BillPascrell It literally never says that... Emergency contraceptives is medication such as Plan B. The bill describes contraceptives as methods to prevent pregnancy, abortion can only happen once pregnancy has already occurred.

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@Daniel_Miller8 So a cheeseburger pizza without the meat

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@miau_astral Soñé que me estaban montando cachos. Cuando desperté me di cuenta que la chica tenía el mismo apellido que de uno de mis amigos, le pregunté y me dijo que en efecto tenía una prima con ese nombre. Dos años después descubrí que pues sí, me estuvieron montando cachos con ella 😅

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@HTw1ttersucks @zillowgonewild Having a pool in MN doesn't make too much sense anyway 😅

[Mariann🌼🇻🇪 @AgithaCastle]

@RBReich Thank you, Citizens United 🥴